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Apr26

Gender through Comic Books

by StSean on April 26, 2013 at 1:45 PM

About two months ago, Mark Waid tweeted that Ball State Univesity would be offering a “SuperMOOC” – a”super-massive open, online course” – for free called “Gender through Comic Books“. Of course, I signed up for it immediately, and the last four weeks of class -listening to Terry Moore, Mark Waid (him again!), Kelly Sue DeConnick, Stephen Wacker, Sana Amanat, and (so far) Gail Simone – have been phenomenal! The discussions are almost impossible to keep up with because 7,200 students, but even reading a few threads here and there are amazing ideas that deserved to be explored. Spending any amount of time with the thoughtful and passionate people involved and listening to what they have to say about comics shows how disingenuous statements like “They’re only comics” are. Comics are not “only”, not anymore and maybe not for the last decade at least.

If you didn’t sign up, you missed out on something very special. Next time.

Our one homework for the class – productive homework – is to create a comic strip that is based on a gender experience I (or someone I know) have had. I couldn’t think of anything. So, I do what all writers do: I lied and made up a story, which I think still has some points to make about gender roles and power in comic books. Here is Cockroach Woman & Cockroach Boy: An Experiment Gone Wrong.


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Mar14

HAPPY PI DAY!

by StSean on March 14, 2013 at 6:35 PM


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Lemon meringue pie, the pie my grandma would make for me at a minute’s notice if I asked her to. Today, I made it with D. Yay for continuity and the forever of non-repeating numbers!

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Mar14

Separated at Birth? The Ecclesiastical Edition

by StSean on March 14, 2013 at 7:01 AM


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Feb23

Word Sex

by StSean on February 23, 2013 at 10:37 AM

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A few weeks ago, I was in Harrisburg on a job interview, and while I found the downtown to be bustling and lively (yet not overly-crowded), the blocks leading up to it were not. Derelict buildings that were still dirty with the soot of their former industry. Streets deserted save for a few aimless souls loitering on corners. Potholes that are deep archetypes for those we find all over Pennsylvania. Poverty on so many levels. Living in Erie, I see most of the same elements here, but they stuck me more profoundly in Harrisburg, as if the lack of up-keep I experience here doesn’t approach the decay I saw in the state capitol.

I actually panic a little thinking about it. If leaders can’t take care of their own city, what do they care about us?

I want this to change for Pennsylvania; hell, for everywhere in the US. But there are days when I lack hope that anyone is thinking forward and looking for solutions.

I will say this about Harrisburg: I found the people to be polite and friendly. Even when I was in the “bad area” looking for tacos (where I found some of the best), I was under the impression that should someone mug me, they would have said “please”. That’s kind of Pennsylvania all over, isn’t it? I love my backwards little state, but I want it to turn around and act like it’s in the 21st century with an eye on its population who really, really need help.

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Feb17

Word Sex

by StSean on February 17, 2013 at 5:51 PM

Stochastic Terrorism

I’ve been meaning to do a word sex on stochastic terrorism for a while now, but was waiting on an event to happen that really exemplified it. There are several in the recent past one could mention, but I knew I wouldn’t have to wait long before it happened again.

Well, at least that’s how the spin is playing out in certain corners.

Stochastic terrorism is, glibly put, “terrorism by remote control”. Expansively, it is an authority figure denouncing a person or group of people and implying that it would be better for everyone if they simply didn’t exist anymore. Someone -and we know the type- takes this as an order to execute the target even though they were not directly told to do so. This could also be considered a form of apohpasis (two word sexes for the click of one!). This lone assassin then takes the blame for his acts because the speaker can claim his or her words were rhetorical and there was no clear order to kill. If we could read their hearts, the story would, no doubt, be a different one entirely.

Floyd Lee Corkins II was arrested last August after he shot a security guard in the lobby of a building that houses the Family Research Council (FRC), a hate group as identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC). After the shooting, almost every LGBTQ organization -including the SPLC- condemned the shooting. Corkins later said he target the FRC based on an SPLC Hate Map that indexes hate groups by state.

However, Corkins use of the Hate Map has led conservative groups to claim that the SPLC is engaging in stochastic terrorism.


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Of course, it wasn’t all that long ago when Matt Barber thought being called out on his hateful bigotry by the SPLC was a matter of pride, a validation of his Biblical bona fides. Some groups think they’re a hate group, when really they’re just assholes. Oddly there’s more than one group that self-identifies as a hate group while decrying that they’ve been labeled a hate group by the SPLC (which they haven’t). SPLC does not label every knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing organization a “hate group”, of course. They have specific criteria that have to be met to earn that designation, including “beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people, typically for their immutable characteristics”.

The shooting was, indeed is, an unwarranted response to a dispute of ideologies. I’m hard pressed to think of any LGBTQ group that urges violent attacks on any anti-LGBTQ person or group, or even goes so far as to represent them in a negative, outré light. I mean, they do pretty well on their own as one can tell from this breathless bodice-ripper (hat trick!) from Eugene Delgaudio:

One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I’d heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.
As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.

Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.

Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling.

My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.

Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, “Delgaudio what are you doing here?” Dozens of men began moving toward me. I’d been recognized.

As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, “This time Delgaudio we can’t lose.”

Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.

You see, even though homosexuals are just 1% of the population, if every one sent a petition to Congress it would generate a tidal wave of two or three million petitions or more.

Hundreds of thousands of pro-homosexual petitions will soon flood Congress , and my friends in Congress tell me there’s virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens of millions of Americans like you who oppose the radical Homosexual Agenda and the Gay Bill of Special Rights.

I made up my mind that night to write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as possible. To stop the Radical Homosexuals and protect traditional marriage there must be an immediate outpouring from folks like you.

I am interested to see how this spin plays out over the next few weeks. It’s becoming quite the pile-on of the Who’s Who of Hate against the SPLC. Delgaudio has jumped on top saying the shooter was at his office though this has never been corroborated; however, it makes for great lubricant to get more money flowing in the door. And I believe this is why these groups bleat about terrorism: getting all the money they can before their donors catch on to their tricksy ways or, as they are mostly older, die off.

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Feb11

The Pope Mulls Career Options

by StSean on February 11, 2013 at 4:17 PM


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Feb04

In Which I Grow Increasingly Tired of Theists…

by StSean on February 4, 2013 at 5:33 PM


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And why are they so loudly obsessed with my cock?

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Jan07

REVIEW: Les Miserables

by StSean on January 7, 2013 at 11:45 PM

I’ve been hoping to avoid this, but, apparently, some of my friends have lost their minds completely, and I want to bring them back to sane, rational paths of thinking. Not to say that I’m always right -I’m willing to admit when I’ve made a mistake and do better the next time- but when it comes to the suckitude of 2012′s movie version of the musical Les Miserables, saying “It’s GREAT!” without the slightest hesitation or hint of a qualification makes me think they should be on mood stabilizers.

It’s not great.

It’s barely passable.

I’m not going to delve into the feminist aspects of the story because it’s like talking about which dinosaur Jesus rode. Nor will I discuss the “datedness” of the music – it was 1986 or so, and we were in the middle of some New Wave and Bushy trends. Nor the plot.

If you are hellbent on seeing the movie no matter what I say, then go for Anne Hathaway and leave right afterwards. You’ll see all of the mistakes that litter the movie in the Prologue, then be treated to Anne as Fantine before she dies and the rest of the movie collapses under its own conceit. See a matinee so you don’t feel bad about wasting money on 45 minutes of cinema, but for God’s sake, take a lesson from Fantine and get while the getting is good.

LET’S TALK ABOUT SETS

I will give the movie this: the opening moments, though rife with really terrible CGI, are among the best in the film. The convicts are trying to dock a listing battleship while singing “Look Down”, and for the first time, I saw how it really is a chain-gang work song. It’s amazing. And then, dammit, Javert gets this rising camera zoom through CGI rain shot and the illusion just dies right then and there, like dropping a bowl of raw scrambled eggs before they ever get to the pan. Exactly then, I knew it was going to be a terribly long three hours.

And this is problem number one with the movie: the direction is awful. The single-take songs, the lost momentum when someone takes an interior moment to stop singing and “emote” or carry a mizzen-mast (RENT is equally guilty of this; nothing brings one out of a musical like the abrupt departure of the music), the yellow parole ticket that flies all the way to Montreuil-sur-Mer 6 years into the future, the convenient rain for “On My Own” that appears without warning and disappears just as abruptly with nary a puddle to be seen at sunrise, the wishy-washy portrayal of the drunk Grantaire who ideologically is uninterested in Enjolras’ rebellion but doesn’t mind a rousing chorus of “Red and Black” to show his support thereof… so uneven and weird.

At first I thought the director, Tom Hooper, was involved with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, which made me think, “Oh yea, that’s too big a transition in styles to make. Poor thing must have been overwhelmed.” Then I found out he actually directed The King’s Speech -which suspiciously also stars Helena Bonham-Carter (sans clown wig)- which from all accounts is an excellent movie despite the gay porn thing.

Furthermore…

STAGE-TO-SCREEN: IT’S NOT a ONE-TO-ONE RATIO

Because stage is such a finite world of finite funding -contrary to what Julie Taymor might think- there is a lot of short-handing when it comes to how real world events, things, and actions can be physically presented. Film does not have those limitations, so when staged elements are blown up proportionately to fill the cinemaverse, their is some pixelation. The most obvious place this is seen in Les Miserables is during the end-of-Act-One montage-song “One Day More”. On stage, one simultaneously sees all the major players singing about how different (“better”, but that’s relative) tomorrow will be, but imagine that on film -multiple characters, overlapping voices, thematically united but separated by space and many people (you know who you are) will probably think of this. Hooper had a chance to do something inventive but instead we got a Tilt-a-Whirl of cutaways that didn’t bring the story to a climax but rather… something that I’ve broken up with boys for doing in bed.

I’ll just say it: limp dick.

This was the limpest dick of End-of-Act-One dicks out there. So limp. So soft. I wanted this song to jizz all over my face then slap me with its hardness before zipping up and telling me we’d do it again next week when his wife was at work. That, sadly, did not happen.

On stage, Javert’s suicide note (“No way to go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo………n”) represents his jumping off a bridge and falling to the water below. In the movie, Javert sang the note. Stood there for a minute. Then jumped.

Wha…? What was the point of that marbles-in-the-throat Crowe caw if he backed away from what the note meant, shucked off the emotional momentum, and then jumped? And did I mention the hi-LAR-ee-us noise he made when he hit the Seine yet?

And finally, the finale, where all the souls who passed during the film -and that’s most everybody if you’re counting; seriously, Hamlet wasn’t this deep in the grave- return to tell the audience that life isn’t all shit. However, in the film, the souls stand on an immense barricade surrounding an idealized Paris looking out on… nothing. No people. No Earth-bound souls. No Devils. Just an abandoned Paris slum. And I thought to myself, “Whom are they singing to? There’s no one there. Jesus, of all the times they should be staring right at me like they have been all along, and now they don’t?” I’m unsur what this may mean except that we’re not invited to Heaven or to participate in making the world a better place. This looks more like a nyah-nyah taunt. They’re not singing to God (why would they even?). And who the hell is this barricade keeping out of Paris? It’s a confusing and off-putting metaphor for Heaven that I’m sure appeals to a certain kind of Christian since it seems there are no brown people there.

SAY IT WITH ME: SOUNDTRACK

Or, better yet, don’t say it; just turn it up. What is a musical with only a whisper of music to carry it along?

SPLOOSH AND CRACK

What were the loudest and most distracting spectacles in the entire movie? Jean Valjean and Marius flopping into a sewer full of shit, and Javert snapping in half when he hit a retaining wall jumping into the Seine. I was laughing and Oh, my God!-ing so loud I was shushed by the couple in front of me.

IT’S NOT SYMBOLISM IF YOU DON’T HAVE TO DE-CODE IT

Coffins at the forefront of the barricade. Butterflies that flit between Marius and Cosette’s inaugural love song. It’s this kind of un-nuanced presentation that is motif throughout the film.

IT’S NOT TALENT IF YOU SCREW IT UP THIS BADLY

The trend to cast personalities and not voices needs to stop. It should have stopped as long ago as Madonna in Evita, but most certainly should not have gone on so long that Gerard Butler was able to be cast as the titular character in Phantom of the Opera. Oh horrible, most horrible, but shades better than Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe do here. Hugh Jackman’s unimpressive voice surprises me most because he’s actually been in musicals before. Granted, I’ve never see The Boy from Oz (I think it was called…), but I can’t believe that he would have been hired to be in any show with his kazoo-like voice.

And Russell Crow.. oh Lord, please stick to being some rough-around-the-edges toughie in gangster films. Or a gay man on the make, whichever. I’ve been told you front a band, but -beyond a single moment when Valjean releases Javert at the barricade when your voice is scratchy and filled with pain and confusion- you cannot emote when you sing. You’re flat and unimposing and petulant.

AND SWEET BABY KAL-EL IN THE RUSHES, Helena Bonham-Carter, STOP SINGING!! PLEASE!!!! You made a total hash of your role in Sweeney Todd and did nothing to redeem yourself this time. Being Tim Burton’s DNA receptacle isn’t edgy or a free-pass to better gigs anymore. You peaked with Room with a View.

Sasha Baron Cohen (I’m unsure if that’s your exact name, but I can’t be fucked to look it up), were you ever funny?

That being said, Samantha Banks, Anne Hathaway (as I’ve said), Eddie Redmayne, Aaron Tviet and Daniel Huttlestone are amazing. So sad they didn’t have more screen time.

A FINAL WORD

We Erieites, being a hardy and crass sort of people, go out every December 26 to see a movie, mostly to get away from our families whom we’ve been cooped up with for the last several days, and eventually, they can pierced even the thickest alcohol haze. This year, a friend of mine and I braved bad weather reports to see Les Miserables and driving home in a snowstorm was the part that sucked the least.

That’s it. I would love to hear from people who didn’t find Les Miserables to be a waste of time and money, and maybe they can explain to me what was good about it. I am curious and willing to entertain any conversation.


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Jan02

Word Sex Deathmatch

by StSean on January 2, 2013 at 1:43 PM

Calumny vs. ignominy

Hamlet has screwed me up for these words for the longest time. In Act 3, Scene 1, he curses Ophelia with

If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague for
Thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
Snow, thou shalt not escape calumny.

which means that no matter how innocent and of good repute she seems even in marriage, she will end up in shame. I’ve always thought “calumny” mean “dishonor”, but it actually means “slander”, which makes greater thematic sense because gossipmongering drives the plot of Hamlet. If it helps you (and me) to remember the difference, try saying “calumny leads to ignominy.”


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…And, apparently, bad bleach jobs. That is something to gossip about.

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Dec29

In Which a Bigot Pays Me an Undeserved Compliment

by StSean on December 29, 2012 at 2:30 PM


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Dec28

In Which I Mistake One Bigot For Another

by StSean on December 28, 2012 at 1:11 PM


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Dec27

GAH! HACKED!

by StSean on December 27, 2012 at 1:46 PM

Apparently over Christmas, the site was hacked and while (thankfully!) no files were lost, the theme template was destroyed. This might be a great time to update the look of the site anyway, so please pardon the abnormally large looking pictures while I figure out how to re-size the columns.

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Dec19

KICKSTARTER & 24HCD: The Breakdown

by StSean on December 19, 2012 at 4:25 PM

For those who donated to my Kickstarter to bring 24 Hour Comics Day to Erie, I’ve listed all of the expenses below along with the running balance.

Description Cost Balance
Kickstarter Deposit $1,500.00
Amazon % 73.75 1,426.25
Kickstarter % 77.16 1,349.09
Postcards 71.00 1,278.09
Posters, letters 59.39 1218.70
Postage (recruitment) 123.65 1,095.05
Graphic design 100.00 995.05
Art supplies 91.68 903.37
Space rental 400.00 503.37
T-shirts 259.00 244.37
Food & sundries 123.10 121.27
Printing (incentives, copies) 31.91 89.36
Postage (incentives) 44.32 45.04
Printed Comic 9.01 36.08
Balance remaining: $36.08

So, in the end, $36.08 was left to seed next year’s event (yes, I definitely plan to do this again). What I found most interesting though, was the breakdown of how funds were used:

10% went to Amazon and Kickstarter fees (they have to make money somehow)
24% went to reaching out to LCBSs, colleges with art programs and people-who-know-people to recruit participants
27% went to space rental
12% went to the event and the participants (food and t-shirts)
25% went to the incentives (including postage)
2% was left

What I Overspent On

Food and the space rental were, hands down, the most outrageous expenditures I made. Alice DeGeorge secured a $200 food donation from Valerio’s Restaurant, and we didn’t even use it all (that 10 or so people can be fed for a whole day under $200 is amazing to me). However, I can justify (and validate) this by saying I always over-prepare for holidays or events in terms of food. Ask anyone who has come to a party of mine. I believe hospitality is shown by having enough for food for everyone during the meal and later to take home with them. The participants all got to take whatever they wanted home with them, what was left after that (and it was alot) was either left at PACA for their use (mostly sodas and water), and what was left after that was given to a local shelter. I think that kept with my theme of “community”.

As far as the space rental goes, I was more than happy to give some money to PACA for what they are doing to make downtown Erie more vital and sociable than just a string of shady bars and porn stores. I exaggerate, but not by much. However, next year, if the plan is do another 24HCD, I can’t expect Kickstarter to fund the event again. I can try, but I don’t see lightning striking twice. So, this sadly means finding a new venue, though I think I may have that covered. More on that in a few weeks…

Reaching out to folks with posters and postcards was a great idea, but the return on the investment was minimal -no slight to the nine guys who came and created their hearts out- that I have to come up with a more economical way of getting folks involved next year. Not sure why this happened because the posters were phenomenal. Then again, Amanda Emmert said the average group of participants was 12, so we’re just below average which for a first time event is actually pretty damn fantastic. We’re fantastically below average. Still, the recruitment needs to be honed more finely.

What I Would Do Differently

As I said in my analysis of the Kickstarter itself, I would start much earlier in developing a fan base, but since I’m not going the Kickstarter way next year, a “fan base” would mean asking local businesses to donate food and services, and just eat the cost of T-shirts. And, hey, I can always refer them to the newscast about 24HCD in Erie to show that I’m not some grifter looking to score free food for a rave in my basement.

What Shocks Me Most About This

What shocks me most is that I did this. Not that I lack motivation -anything important to me gets my full attention, sometimes to the exclusion of all else- but more that I have arrived to a part of my life where I can discuss financial matters and pursue them with as much diligence as I did this one.

Phase Two shocks me even more. “GeekERIE”, expect it.



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Dec05

Eulogy for Russell McCoy (IX)

by StSean on December 5, 2012 at 12:51 PM

My Mom brought over a box of pictures and old papers from her basement, and in it there was a folder of pictures that Russell drew. I’ve scanned a few of them here so you can see what a talented artist he was even at -I think I have his age right- 10 years old.







If I could find his Hobbit Journal, I’d be pretty happy. Mom’s basement turns up forgotten books and letters all the time, so I’m sure it will be found eventually.

└ Tags: friends, Kyle McKenna, Russell McCoy
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Nov30

30 CHARACTERS – Day Thirty

by StSean on November 30, 2012 at 11:03 PM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: Our project has its own guardian angel in the… “person” of Uriel, who, while giving us credibility and motivation that we’re on the right path, seems to care nothing about the results. He stares for hours on end at his paintings -which are mostly total pants- broken only by smoking and buying more paint. I am under the impression his presence is a penance.



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Nov29

30 CHARACTERS – Day Twenty-Nine

by StSean on November 29, 2012 at 10:36 AM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: While problems with the cloning process are not uncommon, the tenacity of Saint Dymphna‘s insanity-inducing abilities has convinced many of my colleagues that we should abandon this particular matrix and try one with a more real-world applications, like Saint Joseph. I can’t imagine anything more dreadfully boring. Let my critics say what they will, Dymphna will prove to them the benefit of letting go once in a while.



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Nov28

30 CHARACTERS – Day Twenty-Eight

by StSean on November 28, 2012 at 3:41 PM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: With Saint Joseph of Cupertino, we tried to remove the “slow” traits he was noted for during his first life, but results were… horrific. Ultimately, this Joseph is not too different form his progenitor: prone to bouts of ecstasy and levitation. However, this incarnation gets more joy from his teddy bear and Snickers bars than visits from the Pope.



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Nov28

30 CHARACTERS – Day Twenty-Seven

by StSean on November 28, 2012 at 2:49 PM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: Saint Marthe Robin is less interested in the betterment of humanity than she is being worshiped and dressing well. In her previous life, she subsisted only on the Holy Eucharist for fifty bed-ridden years, and now she walks the runways of Paris and Milan, a highly sought-after model. Let her. Eventually, she’ll come back to us. For her life-giving shots is nothing else.



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Nov26

30 Characters – Day Twenty-Six

by StSean on November 26, 2012 at 6:31 PM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: Saint Lucy was martyred a virgin (naturally, being female) by either being given Holy Communion, a disease she caught in jail, a knife to the throat, or beheading. But we favor the beheading story because that was all The Church has of her when we went to harvest her DNA. It’s eyes were missing which gave credibility to the authenticity of the relic as Lucy’s eyes were gored out by a fork according to legend (less clear is if the goring was self-inflicted or by a Roman guard). Shockingly, they did not grow back during the maturation phase, but are instead supplanted by a cold light.



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Nov25

30 CHARACTERS – Day Twenty-Five

by StSean on November 25, 2012 at 9:11 PM

From The Clone Saints Chronicles: Saint Cyprian was a sorcerer who when confronted by the power of Jesus, burned his books and managed to become one of God’s BFFs which earned him a place in the Good Books. Male saints always amaze me that they can be total pricks for most of their lives until they meet the Lamb and then they can keep on being pricks but with .. sanction. Female saints die virgins or beheaded. Or both. Mother Theresa being the exception that proves the rule, of course. Theresa aside, I think there’s some sexism here. Sexism aside, Cyprian gave up a shitton of power for a doomed love affair, and that doesn’t even pass the sniff test. I could see Cyprian -like any male saint- taking advantage of a good thing and not letting his old life go. And so he did not when we brought him back.

Beloved of God, Devotee of Satan.



Also, he looks like my brother. This may -or may not- be on purpose.

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Nov24

30 CHARACTERS – Catch-Up Day

by StSean on November 24, 2012 at 7:59 PM

Due to sickness and holiday, I have fallen four days behind in this challenge, so the only way to catch up was the create a team of four characters. Please forgive the hastiness under which they appear. I present: THE DESCENDANTS! Each team member has a famous ancestor and they are heirs to their power and authority.

NASRULLAH HUDA: Descended from Aladin, Nasrullah is still in possession of the flying carpet, except the wear and tear of the centuries left only enough material for her to fashion a doublet from the once magnificent tapestry. It allows her to fly much as one would imagine a jetpack would.

MONA LASAR: Mona is in possession of the Seal of Solomon (and thanks to my terrible drawing skills, it would appear his hands as well). The magic she works is neither good nor evil, but what her intentions make it so.

AI CHAN: Ai is descended from Gan Jiang of Chinese legend and wields the Ganjiang Sword. She search for its twin, Moye.

SISTER SOBRIETY: She does not per se own a relic, but is herself a relic: a clone of Saint Teresa of Ávila, made from the heart that was nightly “trasverberated by the Love of God.” It is not known what powers she has beyond a sharp intellect and a keen (yet modest) fashion sense.



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Nov22

30 CHARACTERS – Day Twenty-Two

by StSean on November 22, 2012 at 11:37 AM

NAME: T-Bag

Happy Thanksgiving! Try not to secede from the Union over pumpkin pie!



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Nov19

30 CHARACTERS – Day Nineteen

by StSean on November 19, 2012 at 9:05 AM

NAME: Oh Mother Isis

Mother Isis sits on a granite throne, unable to tell her children how displeased she is with them.



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Nov18

30 CHARACTERS – Day Eighteen

by StSean on November 18, 2012 at 7:00 PM

NAME: Old Man Ra

Though not as tall nor as svelte as he used to be, Ra still walks his way around the world, hiding his light except to those who most need warmth or to be burnt.



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Nov18

30 CHARACTERS – Day Seventeen

by StSean on November 18, 2012 at 6:54 PM

NAME: Eye of Horus

The Eye of Horus is kept in the dark of the hood he wears in order to better prophecize. He can see where others cannot through visions and through the eyes of others. He is, however, intensely secretive and will not always reveal what he knows.



Yes, I’m late for yesterday, but I’m also ahead for tomorrow.

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Nov16

30 CHARACTERS – Day Sixteen

by StSean on November 16, 2012 at 11:19 PM

NAME: Pink Sorrow

Emotions so deep and real, it’s like drowning in marshmallow.



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Nov15

30 CHARACTERS: Day Fifteen

by StSean on November 15, 2012 at 8:22 PM

NAME: Quantum Rabbit

A cosmic being of Unlimited Power and almost Infinite Cuddliness. Friends with the GMoccultist. Can be found frolicking in Heisenberg’s Carrot Patch.



Quantum Rabbit, pre-manifestation



Quantum Rabbit, typical manifestation
Image source]

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Nov15

30 CHARACTERS – Day Fourteen

by StSean on November 15, 2012 at 5:20 PM

NAME: The Tacit Approval

I am a day behind with 30 Characters because I went to Pittsburgh yesterday to see Neil Gaiman give a lecture on 15 years of Stardust (it was an excellent time as you can see). I will have my fifteenth character up in a few hours once I figure out something in Photoshop (or, more likely, have my brother show me how to do it).

The Tacit Approval originally was going to be a superhero crouched on a wall watching someone get mugged. He wouldn’t move to intervene. He’d just watch. Then I thought, “What kind of hero is that? Or villain? Of whom is he approving, the victim or the criminal? And what the hell would one wear to a gig like that?”

So I changed him into your douchebag boyfriend who leaps across your dog (not shown) to get to the TV to catch the Game. He comes complete with douchebag hat, Pabst Blue Ribbon, cut-off shorts and pirate boots. Just because. He doesn’t want to talk about your feeling because he knows you know he loves you. Besides, the Game.



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Nov13

30 CHARACTERS: Day Thirteen

by StSean on November 13, 2012 at 10:00 PM

NAME: GMoccultist

A magician with the power to create worlds. He’s a little mad. He’s seen the Other Side and the cogs that move the Universe. He is a close personal friend of the Quantum Bunny.



A TON of thanks goes to Joe Palmer for the inspiration for the character!

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Nov12

30 CHARACTERS: Day Twelve

by StSean on November 12, 2012 at 8:56 PM

NAME: The Infanta

The Infanta -technically, an Infanta- is a prince or princess of the Underworld, the reincarnation of a soul sacrificed to Moloch in the Valley of Hinnom. Is the soul still innocent and pure, or has it been traumatized by the knife and the fire? By the time we know, it’s way past time to do anything about it.



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Nov11

30 CHARACTERS: Day Eleven

by StSean on November 11, 2012 at 6:41 PM

NAME: Tabernacle

Tabernacle is an angelic being who carries within itself a single spark cast from God’s fiery body. Its purpose is to make itself known to one person at a time and, if the person is willing, enter his or her body. In exchange, the host receives knowledge and power. Tabernacle makes no attempt to guide its host to make “morally upstanding” choices, rather allowing the person to decide how to use his or her revelation best.



Tabernacle in Angelic form

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Nov10

30 CHARACTERS: Day Ten

by StSean on November 10, 2012 at 9:46 PM

NAME: Sioux Chef
OCCUPATION: I’m pretty sure I don’t have to tell you.



I had a lot to do after working today, so the was only enough time to rough out a sketch and scan it. Lord, I’m woefully out of practice, but I’m starting to re-enjoy this process.

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Nov09

30 CHARACTERS: Day Nine

by StSean on November 9, 2012 at 12:35 PM

NAME: Dante in Fur
OCCUPATION: Hand model



Seriously, I can’t help myself.

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Nov08

30 CHARACTERS – Day Eight

by StSean on November 8, 2012 at 8:04 PM

NAME: Gold Mouse
Occupation: Pirate, Scourge of the Seven Cheeses



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Nov08

Frater Mine: “Family Reunion” – Chapter Two, Page Two

by StSean on November 8, 2012 at 8:22 AM



For your reading ease, I’m cross-posting at Drunk Duck.

Frater Mine
“Family Reunion”
Chapter Two – “Building the Mystery”

Writer – Sean McGrath
Artist – Andres Barrientos
Letterer – Ed Brisson
Editor/Cover Artist – Scott McGrath

The complete trade paperback of “Family Reunion” is available at IndyPlanet for those of you who cannot wait to see how it ends. The beginning of the second arc (issues 4 through 8) – “Here, There and Nowhere” – can also be found there for purchase.

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Nov07

30 CHARACTERS: Day Seven

by StSean on November 7, 2012 at 8:49 PM

NAME: Black Mamboo
SECRET IDENTITY: Modeste Delphine
LOCATION: Limbo
POWERS: A dancer in life, Modeste was destined for fame and fortune until her great-grandmother’s ghost began visiting her in the dead of night, calling her to be a Voudon high priestess. Modeste tried her best to ignore the apparition, but the old crone was too powerful, too insistent. Modeste tried to leave new Orleans to avoid this unwanted path, but her bus was struck by a train, killing her and everyone else on board. Ironically, on her death all the powers she didn’t want in life awakened and kept her from passing on to eternal rest.



I need to work on fabric and drawing folds with less cross-hatching.

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Nov06

30 CHARACTERS: Day Six

by StSean on November 6, 2012 at 3:47 PM

NAME: Rockasaurus
SECRET IDENTITY: None. This is who he is.
LOCATION: Marioworld
POWERS: Rockasaurus is made of rocks and his body is full of hot acid. The acid drips from his tail and when he’s mad, it steams out his ears.

This is my eight-year old nephew’s creation. He drew it and (mostly) inked it with some help from me.



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Nov06

FOOD PORN: Bacon Pizzelles (some) with Chocolate Drizzle

by StSean on November 6, 2012 at 1:37 PM

I’m throwing this recipe out there pretty quickly today because I have a kitchen full of dirty dishes that need cleaned in the next thirty minutes so I can sit down with my nephew and work on our 30 Characters submission, so let’s shorthand the intro: mmMMMMMmmmm, bacon! Let’s make bacon pizzelles!

Here’s what you need:



Beat until thick:

3/4 c. white sugar
3 eggs

Add:

1/2 c. butter, melted (I accidentally used salted, but that didn’t harm the flavor at all)
1 TBsp. vanilla extract
8 oz. finely chopped bacon

Turn beater off and by hand stir in:

1 3/4 c. all-purpose flour
2 tsps. baking powder (It seems like a lot, but there’s no bitter flavor)

Follow your pizzelle iron’s instructions on how to actually press and bake the batter.

Mine came out like this:



I debated for a few hours about doing a chocolate drizzle over the pizzelle – would it be gilding the lily? Finally I decided to gild half the lilies. For the drizzle, microwave 1 cup of chocolate chips for 30 seconds and try to stir. They probably won’t unless your microwave is set to Three Mile Island. Put the bowl back in the microwave for another 30 seconds. Try to stir. Repeat until the chips can be stirred to a smooth consistency then stir in one teaspoon of shortening.

Drizzle.



They look great, right? They taste great, too. Mostly. For me, the next time I do this, I would probably use the full pound of bacon. There’s some meaty chewiness to the cookies, but no real salty punch. Next time. Anyone else game to try?

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Nov05

30 CHARACTERS: Day Five

by StSean on November 5, 2012 at 8:24 PM

NAME: Kung Ka-POW!
SECRET IDENTITY: Kung Ka-POW!
LOCATION: In the shadows. Behind you.
POWERS: He’s the ass-kickingest chili pepper you’ve ever met!



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Nov04

30 CHARACTERS: Day Four

by StSean on November 4, 2012 at 6:38 PM

NAME: Elephanteen
SECRET IDENTITY: Hugh Jed
LOCATION: Hot Topic
POWERS: Being disaffected, but looking cool while doing it.



Yeah, I overworked the trunk…

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Nov03

30 CHARACTERS: Day Three

by StSean on November 3, 2012 at 7:07 PM

OBDURATE

Because every Universe needs a God-repelling metal: Obdurate. In Judges 1:19, the Bible says that “The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.” This is the metal those chariots were made of that prevented the army of Judah -even with The Lord’s backing- from defeating the men of the plains.



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Nov02

30 CHARACTERS: Day Two

by StSean on November 2, 2012 at 7:58 PM

NAME: Car-Tell
SECRET IDENTITY: Javier Máquina
LOCATION: Nuevo Laredo, Mexico
POWERS: Autopathy. He can talk to cars.



In the style of Drub.

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Nov01

30 CHARACTERS: Day One

by StSean on November 1, 2012 at 8:16 PM

Today begins the 30 Characters Challenge, and I’m terrified because I have not laid ink on paper in a very long time past ridiculous doodles of dogs farting and.. no, that’s been about it. I do this with the hope that by the end of 30 days I will have much better control and design skills. Judging by entry number one, I can only go up.

I will not, however, stop making bad puns with superhero names.

NAME: Lookness
SECRET IDENTITY: Blair McKinnon
LOCATION: Glasgow, Scotland
POWERS: Lookness can psychically disguise herself to appear like anyone she wants. She is a low-level receptive telepath who can pull images from a target’s mind and camouflage herself with the likeness of a friend or family member. This is more reflexive than under her control.



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Oct31

FOOD PORN: Pumpkin Roll

by StSean on October 31, 2012 at 6:51 AM

This is not my recipe; it’s Libby’s. No shame here. I’m just letting you know. The recipe isn’t what I’m particularly interested in this time around. It’s the technique. I remember baking a jelly roll for an event when I was probably 19, and, Saint Mary’s ringing ears, it was a mess. It refused to come out of the pan. It tore when it finally did. It broke when I tried to roll it. I ended up throwing the dessert away and buying cookies at Country Fair so deep was my embarrassment. Rolls are intimidating for the same reason souffles are: someone has a horror story about fucking one up for some State dinner they were invited to and how they were laughed at by the Ambassador from Ungali who contemptuously told them he wouldn’t even think about taking them as his seventh wife so poor were their cooking skills!

It’s a scary thought, not being asked to be an upper-tier wife to the Ambassador from Unglai.

Relax. I will show you how this is done. Really. There’s a video below. Watch it and then you can concentrate on which proposal you’ll accept of the dozens that will no doubt come your way when you show up with the perfect pumpkin roll to your next State dinner.

To start, preheat oven to 375°. In a bowl, mix:

3/4 c. flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ground cloves
1/4 tsp. salt

Set aside.

Grease and flour a sheet of parchment paper big enough to fit into your jelly roll pan or cookie sheet. I used a cookie sheet because it’s what I had around the house and it works great.

Next, cream in your sexy mixing bowl

3 eggs
1 cup sugar

until thick. I couldn’t believe how thick this really got, like thicker than a nog, but not as stiff as a pudding. When it’s thick, add in:

2/3 cup pumpkin puree

and blend until of uniform consistency. Turn off the mixer, add the flour and stir in quickly. Don’t overmix! The batter will be thin-ish, but not watery; definitely not as thick as cake batter. Pour onto the parchment-lined pan then ply it around until it has reached the sides of the pan (or about as close as you can get with it still being a rectangle).

Bake for 13 to 15 minutes or until the cake is springy in the center. If you have no idea what the hell that means, neither did I at first. It means there’s a pancake-like consistency to the cake. If you bake it till it’s cake-like, you’ll never get it to roll without breaking.

Before the cake finishes, spread a towel on your kitchen counter and sprinkle sifted powdered sugar on it evenly. Sift it, please. This way there will be no chunks of sugar when you unroll it later.

OK, now for the hard part: rolling the cake. It’s actually ridiculously easy, but the idea puts people off. Here, watch:



The end result is so impressive despite the technical ease!

While you wait for the roll to cool, you can prep the filling. Simply cream together

8 oz cream cheese, room temperature
1 cup powdered sugar
6 tbsp unsalted butter, room temperature
1 tsp vanilla extract

until you have frosting. When the cake is cool -I said an hour in the video, but it’s more like 30 minutes. Too cool and it may not unroll well.- unroll it, slather on the frosting, and re-roll. Wrap the roll in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least an hour before serving.

Easy, right? Around Christmas, I’ll be doing the same technique with a chocolate mint roll (stolen from Figi’s). I’ll post about it here.

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Oct26

Frater Mine: “Family Reunion” – Chapter Two, Page One

by StSean on October 26, 2012 at 5:21 AM



Andres Barrientos was one of the few artists who had made it to the last round of picks and was in a dead heat with Juan Romera until the last minute. Still when I was trying to get all three books out in under… I think it was six months because my first Comic Con was coming up and I wanted to have the entire first arc ready to go and sell and become famous and blah blah blah the whole My First Comic Con Dream that most of us go there with. Like my Kickstarter, I’ve found it needs more tending than just showing up. To span the gap, Andres was given issue two.

I like Andres’ wild perspectives and realistic, gritty style. He also fit in very well with what I wanted Frater Mine to look like, so for me there’s no disconnect between the two artists’ styles and my book.

You’ll notice that each page has a journal entry by Jake at the bottom. I gave Andres the wrong dimensions for the pages. It was my second comic book; shit happened. So, when I handed the pages over to the letterer (the first letterer, not Ed Brisson), his first words to me were “There’s a problem.” yeah, a two inch blank space problem. Since there was no more art to be had, the only thing to fill the space with was text. I believe it works well and gives us insight to Jake’s character and what he’s trying to do to Matt and Colleen.

Let me know what you think.

For your reading ease, I’m cross-posting at Drunk Duck.

Frater Mine
“Family Reunion”
Chapter Two – “Building the Mystery”

Writer – Sean McGrath
Artist – Andres Barrientos
Letterer – Ed Brisson
Editor/Cover Artist – Scott McGrath

The complete trade paperback of “Family Reunion” is available at IndyPlanet for those of you who cannot wait to see how it ends. The beginning of the second arc (issues 4 through 8) – “Here, There and Nowhere” – can also be found there for purchase.

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Oct25

Frater Mine: “Family Reunion” – Chapter Two, “Building the Mystery”

by StSean on October 25, 2012 at 5:51 AM



For your reading ease, I’m cross-posting at Drunk Duck.

Frater Mine
“Family Reunion”
Chapter Two – “Building the Mystery”

Writer – Sean McGrath
Artist – Andres Barrientos
Letterer – Ed Brisson
Editor/Cover Artist – Scott McGrath
Photography – Dan Machold

The complete trade paperback of “Family Reunion” is available at IndyPlanet for those of you who cannot wait to see how it ends. The beginning of the second arc (issues 4 through 8) – “Here, There and Nowhere” – can also be found there for purchase.

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Oct24

REVIEW: Grotesque and Arabesque: Poe Retold

by StSean on October 24, 2012 at 5:39 PM



Dr. David Glen Robinson gave Weird City Theatre’s Grotesque and Arabesque: Poe Retold some very pretty bon mots at Austin Live Theatre. Even being in a different city, I was able to sit in one an early reading of everyone’s plays, plus read them online, so I had an idea of how they sounded, but not how they were going to look on-stage. Apparently, they look great.

I keep hearing the BLUE Theatre is closed or closing, but I keep going there to shows, despite the construction and demolition all around it. Now Weird City Theatre has installed in it Grotesque and Arabesque: Poe Retold, a bold collection of five one-acts abstracted from five of Poe’s horror stories. The story treatments were written by Weird City Theatre company members or associates, and they arrive on stage as one-act plays just in time for weird Austin’s favorite holiday.

Full disclosure: Poe is my favorite author, and I admit as much in my Facebook profile. So my expectations were sky-high when I entered the theatre. The adaptations are of well-known horror stories that I have read many times. I knew Weird City Theatre had the guns to deal with their self-appointed tasks; they specialize in plays dealing in pop culture genres, such as goth, vampire and zombie themes. They offered two particularly memorable stage versions of Night of the Living Dead in 2008 and in 2011 and also William Gillette’s Sherlock Holmes in 2009.

Chris Romani (image: Weird City Theatre)

Carl G. Jung’s definition of archetypes assists in enjoying good art. He talked about archetypes as forms, probably arising from the unconscious, that continue through time and offer unbounded opportunity for creative play. Multiple times and diverse cultures rediscover them as their own and play with them in different modes, making them the vehicles for their perpetuation. Edgar Allan Poe clearly and intuitively tapped into archetypes; that’s why he can give us the ever-famous frisson of horror when we read his stories. Does the same hair-raising, shivering, why-did-I-come-here reaction take place when the story medium transmutes to the medium of the stage? That might be the standard of evaluation for Weird City Theatre’s production.

And, oh my! The experiment succeeded, the subject survived—now it lives among us. Thee short pieces ranged from clever to brilliant in their imagining and writing, while the staging and realizations varied a little more widely in their successes. One of the cleverest concepts in the show was a series of vignettes and considerations of the true-life story of the Poe Toaster, the mysterious figure, never identified, who from the 1930s to the late 1990s placed roses and a bottle of cognac at Poe’s grave monument in Baltimore. He or she was said by observers to visit the cemetery every year on Poe’s birthdate in the wee hours and perform small personal rituals and raise a toast in cognac to the gravestone. He or she then departed from the cemetery, leaving behind the cognac and roses. Weird City uses this story as a connecting thread between the pieces, showing us four different treatments of it, with dialogue considerations of the Poe and his Toaster all the while. I especially appreciated the last piece in this miniseries, featuring Kevin Gouldthorpe’s soliloquy on Poe as “beautiful but never pretty” and a man holding up a mirror to us in our most private moments. The stage artists showed profound respect for the literary artist, expressed in the best way they knew how to express it—on stage. At that moment I knew I could trust Weird City with my Poe.

The first one-act was The Case of M. Valdemar, adapted by Terri Lynne Hudson from The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar. Hudson also played the title role. The play was remarkable for applying Poe’s nineteenth century literary approach of explaining at length the justification of the practices applied in the plot, in this case mesmerism. For the stage, this exposition was assisted by projected images of Dr. Mesmer himself and copies of Renaissance drawings of the body and its humors. Chris Romani performed lapidary work in getting through this material and setting us down on the near-corpse of Valdemar. Something I think was a deviation from Poe’s text, however, was Valdemar’s habit of giving asides to the audience, revealing that she was an unwilling subject of the experiment. Her lines did not interrupt the slow build-up of horror in any case. Poe was said by many to be an innovator of the short story form; he emphasized the story structure of placing a story’s climax at the very end of the tale, with a steady emotional climb to it. This was how Poe wrote The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar, to powerful effect. And here Hudson strayed slightly; the playlet ended with more of Valdemar’s asides to the audience; instead, and very clearly, the character of Valdemar should have been away exploring the thanatopic realm, thoroughly heedless of mortals, the play ending strictly on the “detestable putridity”[1] of her exit.

The Cask of Amontillado followed Valdemar. Surprise — it was a short film, not a one-act play as I had believed up until I bought my ticket and received my program. The film was by John L. Carroll and starred Kevin Gouldthorpe as Montressor and John W. Smith as Fortunato, respectively the murderer and his victim. The screenplay was very well adapted from the story of the same name, and it provided impressive solutions to the technical problems presented by the story, these being cavernous stone galleries below ground, prevailing darkness, and permission to build a stone wall across a gallery mouth. The credits explained it all, stating that the work was filmed at Longhorn Caverns State Park. Carroll chose to keep the story in its medieval/Renaissance historical context, conveying the period with costumes, period props and abundant crumbling stone architecture. He played it all very straight and won. Carroll clearly trusted his material.

Masque was adapted from the revered Masque of the Red Death, the fantasy-horror tale of Death’s commanding presence at a royal masqued ball. Director Patti Neff-Tiven and the cast are credited with the adaptation. This playlet also stayed true to the story’s setting, progress and text. Projected images of the text and voice-overs assisted and accelerated the plot. Here I would have liked to see more intentional, patterned choreography. A few phrases of group unison movement in the modern style yet evocative of court dances would have solidified the imaginative setting of the piece and given us something distinct from other pieces in the show. And such work would not have been beyond the abilities of this group of competent movers.

Robert L. Berry adapted The Tell-Tale Heart from the short story of the same name. Adapting it was one of the easiest jobs in the show, for the story text is entirely the internal dialogue of a confined lunatic. Berry, appearing as the lunatic, lifted large chunks of the text and shifted the setting to a modern mental hospital. This method kept the playlet unquestionably true to the text and its deep psychological horror. I especially appreciated the twenty-first-century updating of the staging: a hospital orderly focused a video minicam on the face of the patient to record his therapeutic declamations (read: ravings) on the crime. The video was projected real-time on a screen upstage, giving super close-ups of the insanity. From where I sat in the audience, the video image frequently completely encompassed the head and figure of the actor, creating a dome of madness over the character more confining and inescapable than any physical restraints could ever be. Even while Berry was n full rave, his diction was excellent. I would have preferred a slightly slower emotional build-up to the climactic insane rampage, but Berry’s strong performance is thoroughly admirable and memorable. A note to the lighting operator: the critical blackout could have happened faster.

Hop-Scotch was adapted by Sean McGrath from the chilling Hop-Frog and transferred from a fantasy medieval court to the twenty-first century playground. Despite the radical change of setting, the piece seems truer to the spirit of the Poe story than any of the other playlets in the show. The story’s core themes of the inherent cruelty of humanity and revenge, revenge and revenge are thoroughly intact and well illuminated. McGrath’s confidence is revealed by his interjection of out-of-time, internal ravings of teacher Mrs. King (Kevin Gouldthorpe), depicting her as about-to-go-postal. The injection of this wild humor works screamingly well alongside the piece’s darker themes, as does the partially drag, faux all-female cast.

All the pieces deal with death, as most horror stories do, and deliberately or not, they also seem to echo Poe’s suggestion that death has its own peculiar sweetness and desirability. Poe, who died at forty and never grew old, wrote more than once of the refuge of death, characterizing it variously as a balm, a place of asylum and occasionally as a sanctuary of impunity appealing to the despondent, the demented and those guilty beyond redemption.

Often, theatre companies are filled with degreed actors and technicians devoted to drama and to their professional careers. Weird City Theatre has a few of these, but it is crowded mostly with those in love with performance and with the literary genres it stages regularly. They may also sense and play with the archetypes found in such material. Weird City’s performers want nothing more than participation in these stories. This sustaining passion comes through all the company’s work, and, I believe, gives it the courage necessary for its bold offerings.

Embracing Edgar Allan Poe’s work certainly requires courage as well as love. This creative play with the archetypes summoned by Poe amounts to holding that mirror up and close. It is nothing less than surrendering to the monstrous forms that rise from the abyssal dark of Poe’s oceanic imagination. I respect Weird City Theatre’s immense artistic courage in launching out upon those waters.

The bolding is mine, and while it’s not like me to toot my own horn… uhm… TOOT TOOT! This totally redeems me after Giants in Those Days!

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Oct19

24 HOUR COMICS DAY in ERIE: The Blog Posts

by StSean on October 19, 2012 at 4:29 PM

This will be crossposted at the Official 24HCD Blog.



10/19/2012
4:25 PM

According to the clock above, there are just under 19 hours until the 12 participants who have signed up to be a part of 24HCD in Erie will start their comic books, and I’m probably more nervous than any of them. How that’s possible, I don’t know.

My name is Sean, and I’ll be updating this post throughout the event. Pictures and video will come regularly.

See you in the morning!

10/20/2012
11:22 AM

Of the 12 people who signed up, we have 7 here today – Brian Rocks, Jude Shingle, Nick Warren, Brandon Bilski, Patrick Rennie, Kerry Shepard, and Todd Schoonover.



I keep peeking my head outside to look for any wayward souls who may be having trouble finding us.

12:15 PM

The worst thing that’s happened so far is that the coffee percolator refused to work for me. It heated the water, but left the coffee dry. The Alice DeGeorge threatened to melt it down into bracelets and there was suddenly coffee. Weird.

Also, Bernard and his wife Trouble arrive!



It’s Fall in Erie, PA, but we’re all warm and working.





2:45 PM

First lunch break! I had to take a picture of the food because there is SO MUCH OF IT! As I get older, I become more and more like my mother and over-anticipate holidays and events to the point where seven or eight additional people could be accommodated at a dinner for five.



Also, Bernard made donuts and Todd made whoopie pies.



Next post, I’ll get to the art and the artists. I’ve been avoiding bothering them thus far.

4:45 PM

Bernard and Trouble are working on “Scarecrow” – a psychedelia about fauna who are unbothered by a scarecrow protecting the local flora.



Nick is working on “Escapism”. His inking is a mystery to me. Even looking at the lines, I cannot see how they work.



Kerry is pretty cool in his work. Unrushed and well-paced.



Brian (“Brian Rocks” – is that a name that does not need to be changed a whit when he’s famous?) is focused on his post-apocalyptic thriller.



Jude -who teaches kids how to draw comic books for a living (I’m totally jealous)- is creating a tale of a boy out for an adventure (and there will be a yeti!).



Todd -because someone had to- is going to give the comic book an X rating -Perhaps XXX- with “Adventures in Growlr”.



Brandon and Patrick sadly had to leave.

There is so much food still. Oy veh.

8:40 PM

Dinner has been had, and sadly Bernard and Trouble also had to leave. Next year, everyone brings their families with them!

11 PM

Half way point and five guys are still here! We’ve had to raid the ladies’ room for toilet paper and lighting a fire in an oil barrel seems a not too-far-off probability, but all continues to go well.

10/21/2012
3:50 AM

Kerry just left us. He has to drive back to Cleveland (1 1/2 hours away) and I’m very nervous. He said he’d pull over if he got tired and email me when he got home.

“And then there were four…”

2:57 PM

24 Hour Comics day in Erie finished with four artists left, and two of them made the goal of 24 pages! Not bad for a first go around! Congrats to Jude Shingle and Brian Rocks for your fortitude and pacing skills! But no less worthy of congratulations are Nick Warren and Todd Schoonover for making it through the entire 24 hours. I don’t think I saw these guys nap once (I myself pass out for an hour around 2 AM). Amazing, right?

WJETTV-24 showed up at 10:15 to catch the last celebratory moments of 24HCD. They asked me a few questions, but I can’t remember what. All I know is that when it was done and they were gone, I realized I was still wearing my Thor knit cap. Yeah, I ought look like a consummate responsible adult on the news tonight.



Kerry also emailed me that he got home OK. YAY!

3:05 PM

Do I have any final thoughts? Well, final thoughts four hours later since I fell asleep the moment I got home and was unavailable to update the blog… Yes. This is totally happening again next year, but I’m going to chill the hell out about getting food brought in. We had lots of leftovers -which either the guys took away or was given to a local food bank. But beyond that I’m going to have to take a few days and think.

Thank you again to Alice DeGeorge at Presque Isle Printing for getting us donations from the Eerie Roller Girls, Valerio’s and The Brewerie.

Good night! …er, Afternoon!

6:40 PM

OH OH OH! I forgot to thank Sam at The Breakfast Place for discounting our wraps this morning. Thanks, man!

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Oct19

What I Learned From Running a Kickstarter

by StSean on October 19, 2012 at 7:49 AM

Kickstarter and Indiegogo are the go-to sites for anyone with an idea but no money to find funding from any number of strangers who believe said idea is a good one. They are perhaps the most democratic form of lending – what the crowd likes gets the money (an aside: why can’t my tax money be handled like this?). When I ventured in to get funding for my plan to host a 24 Hour Comics Day in Erie, I expected that just by putting my plan out to the Crowd, it would take on a Life of Its Own and, without much Effort from me, my 24HCD would be entirely funded.

Sweet Theresa’s Heartburn, was I wrong!

Funding flowed in the first few days, but then plateaued at the beginning of week two, staying at $300 for another week. Why? What was I doing wrong? Was the idea a bad one? Is 24HCD something that no one was interested in? What wasn’t I doing that successful Kickstarters were? Holy shit! Should I have gone with Indiegogo where I could have gotten any donations pledged instead of Kickstarter’s all-or-nothing model? My days off were spent looking for ways to extend my reach; on days I did work, I counted how many days it had been since I last contacted someone to promote my Kickstarter and was I able to ask them for more promotion or was a being a nudzh? I babysat and worried this like it was a child with a 102° fever and a crib under an open window in December. I met with a local professional fundraiser. I asked the local rags for some column inches. And still funding remained as flat as yesterday’s Coke.

Not knowing the answers and not knowing exactly where to get them, I was being crushed by the learning curve, which is a terrible, terrible feeling when a project I believed would have a marked, positive impact on my hometown was on the verge of failing.

It took one person -one very generous stranger whom I had never met- donating $250 that was the turning point that, in the end, got my Kickstarter fully-funded. The experience was simultaneously enlightening and confounding. What had happened? What had I done right? What had I done wrong? Aaaah, so this is why people get compensated so well for their fundraising abilities! Next time, I should… went the notes for a good couple of pages in my Moleskin, which, now that my ulcers have healed, I want to share with you: what I learned in all those hours of anxious devotion to a goal whose success or failure was becoming very, very personal.


MY FUNDING TRENDS

1. I Love My Friends, But They Can’t Pay For My Hobbies.

My Kickstarter was 54% funded by people I am friends with; not Facebook acquaintances, but people I have dinner with or have enjoyed hours of conversation with or vacationed with or have fucked. Seriously. No, I’m not telling you who. The point is that is an untenable and unsustainable percentage of donors who did so because they know me and want to support me on a personal level. Which is not to say I am not humbled by their faith in me and even more in love with them than I was before. I am. What I’m saying is that I have other projects I want to pursue in the very near future, and my friends are not deep pockets for me to ask for money. That’s what The Many of Kickstarter are for.

The question became “How do I expand my reach past my friends?” The simple answer is “I reach past my friends by asking them to reach out to their friends.” The truth of the answer is “That’s not what my friends are for.” However, when the choices were to ask for help or to let my Kickstarter peter out, I chose to ask for help. And I have learned to be… less uncomfortable with this than my personality would normally allow. I can’t believe I didn’t crack a tooth writing those emails.

While I have an online presence -Facebook, this website, numerous discussion boards- one may notice if they click on my Facebook link that I am heavily privatized. I use Facebook to keep in touch with family and friends, so when I posted about my Kickstarter -and I didn’t realize it at the time- was that I was asking my friend to be my fans. And that’s not who I want to be. But even with my friends helping out by passing word of my project along -and some of them have quite a following- there was not much movement on funding.

So, where does one go for fans?

2. Develop A Fan-Base Early On.

They go to Twitter.

Twitter is amazing for developing audiences -even if I’m still learning to let go of being private- to the point where I am preaching to local businesses about the opportunities they are missing out on by not having at least this one social media outlet to promote their nightly specials or what’s fresh from the oven or who’s tending bar that night. I’m becoming annoying about it. But as Action Toyman told me, it’s where businesses live and die these day.

I took to Twitter and after two weeks when the headaches went away, my personal boundaries ran right up against my need to get the message of my project out. My need won after a fraught skirmish. #24HCD, #comicmarket, #Kickstarter, #Erie, #Erieproblems, became part of my vocabulary. Asking Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer for retweets was like whispering through a hurricane (they rule the Twitterverse so it’s understandably difficult to get an audience), so I asked more accessible personalities like Jimmy Palmiotti to retweet my pleas for attention, which he did …and shit, it just struck me that I didn’t thank him in person when I saw him at NYCC last weekend. Not that he would remember, but it was the polite thing to do. Dammit.

In any case, some movement happened, but because I was still restrained by my nature, there was not as much as there could have been. It took me time to see that Twitter is, at best, impersonal. Audiences by being masses of people do not lend themselves to one-on-one relationships. Kevin Smith, for example, has 2 million followers, but only follows 69 people (which breaks the “for every two people you follow, one will follow you back” rule of Twitter). It is impossible that he could communicate efficiently and sincerely with everyone on that list. I err on the side of sincerity which limits my ability to communicate with large swaths of people.

I know. I’ll get over it. Next time.

The upshot of all this is to have people following you on Twitter before you begin your Kickstarter. It saves a lot of time. Oh! Something to avoid: one can buy thousands of sock-puppet Twitter followers, but what the hell do they care about your tweets? They are there to make you look good, not to get your message out. Find real people who will be interested in what you’re doing.

3. HYPE HYPE HYPE (Wide and Well, But Don’t Be An Asshole).

When competing for attention, “buzz” and “hype” are not to be ignored. I’m terrible at both, but I see how important they are and how they effect what people will pay attention to. Ever watch “Amadeus”? I’m the Salieri of Social Media. I have no advice to offer on generating these, but I can tell you the cons of not using them well. Or at least, I can tell you what bugs the shit out of me.

Looking at other Twitter folk who have run or are running Kickstarters, there are a few who have only one message that repeats every hour without variation like the chili at Mabel’s All-U-Can-Eat down near the highway: “GIVE ME MONEY!!” Not that anyone’s message on Kickstarter is any different, but when that is the only message that is being broadcast, when one can’t deliver a wider picture of who one is, and what other thoughts one has to share, I get turned off. It’s like those horrible emails I get from Eugene Delgaudio that harp on “The Homosexual Menace” and “GIVE ME MONEY TO FIGHT IT!!” I can’t believe anyone is taken in by not only the naked asking for money but the monolithicness of his emails. It’s not only traif; it’s boring, uninspired traif.

Related to being sincere -and I fully realize this is not for everyone- is knowing who comprises your audience, especially if it’s a niche group or community to which you can claim membership. I belong to a group of comic book enthusiasts who happen to be gay -The Gay League- in which there are dozens of creative types who have projects going on that they share with the rest of us. We’re a small but dedicated (and opinionated) group, happy to support one another when we can, eager to wear out a discussion thread on a daily basis. Alas, there are those members who participate only to drive-thru, tout their new work, then disappear until the next time they want the community to rally around something. There’s no rule against assholery, but it’s still assholery. I believe that if one is going to ask a community for support, one should be a participating member of said community. It looks mercenary and spammish otherwise. It also make me -an active member- wary about posting my own projects for fear of being blended in with these carpetbaggers. This is, of course, my own opinion. My distaste for how people ignore social contracts shouldn’t dissuade you from doing the same if you think it will help you get to where you’re going.

4. Support Is Out There. Sorta.

When panic set in that my Kickstarter might not get funded, I did something that I never would have considered doing before: on the advice of friends, I called total strangers -newspapers, local museum staff, a radio station- and promoted myself and my project to them. Reactions was… tepid. Mostly. I had a wonderful conversation with a staff member at the Erie Art Museum who told me about her own fundraising efforts and the difficulties she faces even having an established base to draw from. She had some advice about what to do if my Kickstarter failed (which seemed likely at the time): hit up local 24 establishments and see if they’d host and offer food discounts in exchange for media buzz. Make it small and grow over time. She also donated money, which was very sweet of her.

A writer for the The Erie Reader -a local indy rag- told me that before he could dedicate inches to giving my Kickstarter some signal, he would need to make sure that backing my project -which was not an an assured success- could damage the paper’s credibility on future recommendations. He also told me that a Kickstarter should have been my last choice in terms of fundraising. He assured me that free stuff -a venue, food, drinks- existed everywhere. When I reached 55% of my goal, I asked again for coverage and got it. I was worth leveraging then.

Around this time, there was talk on Twitter about how many good Kickstarters there were (and still are), and the need for a curator to point people in the direction of worthy projects. Geekstarter’s name was bandied around, as was TeamKickstarter (which seems to no longer exist). It was Geekstarter who gave me the idea to offer a comic book of the work that was created on 24HCD (a brilliant idea, that), but he passed on a signal boost (possibly because the outcome would be “ultra-local” as he called it). TeamKickstarter wanted money for promotion, which may explain why they no longer exist on Twitter. Are curators part of the democratic process of crowd-sourcing, or are they lobbyists who have an agenda to push? Do they cut back the noise, or do they marginalize weaker signals? And what metric would a curator use to direct people to “worthy” projects? (I’ll spare you the approaching Election Year metaphor and stop here.)

How helpful was all this?

Not in the way one might expect.

What I heard a lot of was the doubt I was already listening to in my own head whereas I was looking for helpful ways to go in others. I know that at my age and with the experience of already having put out several comic books and short stories, I should have my self-promotion patter polished and ready to soft-shoe. But I don’t. I’m getting better because I want to extend my reach and work on larger scale projects, though I know I’m not there yet. Seeing the flip side of the coin -the defeatism I know I harbor that tells me if I don’t try, I can’t fail- manifested externally was unpleasant, but necessary. I had to care if I failed to try to succeed. That was when the babysitting began.

5. I Still Don’t Understand Why Some Projects Are Funded And Other are Not.

Have you heard of The Kickback Machine? It’s an archive of Kickstarters -both failed and successful- which is supposed to allow the cautious reader to divine which elements propel someone to their goal and which will send the same person home empty-handed. Some failures (I say this in the sense of “didn’t reach its goal”; everyone has a project out there because they believe in, and who am I to tell them that they should dream smaller or not at all?) are easy to spot -unclear goals, no backstory, sparse information, lacklustre incentives- yet others are beautiful in their planning and stunning in their passion. Some successes are just as poorly conceived and presented as the previously mentioned failures, yet managed to have stretch goals unlocked.

It’s a great bubbling stew of “WhyTF…?”.

I should say here that outliers like Gail Simone’s Escape from Megalopolis don’t count. Ms. Simone -being a lovely and talented soul, to say nothing of her raging popularity- could probably get funding to bronze pinecones just by being Gail Simone. Her reach and audience are well-documented, and well-deserved.

No, I am talking about cases like these: Joe Martino’s The Mighty Titan (which got funded) and Menachem Luchin’s Escape Pod Comics (which did not). I followed both of these guys on Twitter throughout their runs. They were machines! Personable machines, but totally goal-driven. I don’t think an hour passed when they were not actively promoting their Kickstarters or talking to heady folks like Joe Hill and Neil Gaiman. They worked very hard at getting their message out. Hashtags flew true to their targets like knives in a wuxia. Thanks for support was immediately broadcast. Can you spot anything in either of their projects that would lead you to think they wouldn’t both succeed? Does one suck more than the other? (Hint: neither do.) Or does suck not even enter the equation? Is it a question of audience size? Widespread vs. focused appeal? Asking too much money or just enough? Is one more established in the comics field than the other? Or is this just how democracy works: sometimes shit doesn’t happen?

If someone has any analysis, please contact me. I’d love to know if there is a pattern.

6. What Comes Next.



Expect it. Though probably with better graphics.

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Oct04

FOOD PORN: Bacon Pumpkin Soup

by StSean on October 4, 2012 at 1:47 PM



A few days ago, I brined a turkey that had been sitting in my freezer for over a year (OK, two years…) and when dinner was done, I roasted the carcass then made stock from it. It went into the freezer with the plan to make soup when it turns much colder out.

Then I noticed the two pumpkins my Mom had given me. Too early to carve. Too ripe to wait.

So, I used my first container of turkey stock and the roasted flesh of Mom’s pumpkins to make bacon pumpkin soup (the bacon was my brother’s idea after I complained that the soup was lacking something). Here, it’s served with bleu cheese, toasted pumpkin seeds and Sriracha toppings, a turkey and cheese panini (olive oil bread FTW!) on the side. Perfect for dipping! This is still a colder weather treat, but I go to NYCC in a few days and wanted to use up the leftovers before I go. I hate waste.

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