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January 25, 2008

Ice cream and Bananas Bruleé

by @ 11:14 pm. Filed under Good Eats, food porn


Alton Brown. A goof among men. Bill Nye the Science Guy of the Kitchen. And I learn at his knees.

I borrowed part of one of his recipes tonight to make myself dessert. He called it “bananas bruleé” and it’s so easy to make and damn impressive (uhm… yeah, I actually did this to make someone jealous, though I’m sure that didn’t happen). All you need is your favorite ice cream (Blue Bell’s Hot Fudge Sundae for me!), a burn-proof surface, a banana, sugar, a knife and a butane torch (I’m gay; of course I have a butane torch in my kitchen).


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Cut the banana in half vertically then again down the axes of both halves, then pour a thin (or thick; it’s your ass, after all) layer of sugar on the flat surfaces.


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Then take your torch to the sugar and burn it ’til it caramelizes (this is the fun/impressive part).


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Give the sugar a minute or two to harden up while you scoop the ice cream into a bowl, then add the bananas in a decorative or suggestive arrangement. Top as you see fit (sadly, I was out of chocolate sauce and whipped cream. And cherries. And nuts. Really, I was lucky I had ice cream.) and make someone special happy (even if it’s just you).


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YUM!!!

“We don’t need no education”

by @ 7:00 pm. Filed under education, kvetch


Unless u gonna pays us.

This is what is passing for “innovative education” these days:

FAIRBURN, Ga. (AP) – Learning is supposed to be its own reward, but when that doesn’t work, should students get paid to do it? That’s the question two Georgia schools are asking in a 15-week pilot program that is paying high-schoolers struggling in math and science $8 an hour to attend study hall for four hours a week. The privately-funded “Learn & Earn” initiative, an idea from former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, is touted as the first of its kind in the state and one of a few similar programs nationwide. “We want to try something new,” said Jackie Cushman, Gingrich’s daughter and co-founder of the group funding the initiative. “We’re trying to figure out what works. Is it the answer? No. Is it a possible idea that might work? Yes.”

Forty students at Bear Creek Middle School and Creekside High School, both in the Atlanta suburb of Fairburn, began participating in the program Tuesday. The eighth- and 11th-graders chosen had to be under-performing in math and science, and many are eligible for free or reduced-cost lunches.

The hope is that the bribes will boost students’ motivation to learn, attend class and get better grades. Aside from the hourly wage, eighth-graders will get a $75 bonus, and 11th-graders $125, if they improve their math and science grades to a B and achieve certain test scores. For the older kids, that adds up to $605 for a semester of studying.

Cushman said the initiative is aimed at math and science because many student struggle in those subjects even if they excel in others.

The offer could help poor students who need the money and otherwise might choose a minimum-wage job over studying, said Jerome Morris, an associate professor at the University of Georgia’s College of Education. He also noted that parents who have the means to reward their children for performing well in school have done so for decades.

“Poor families just can’t do that,” Morris said. “They have to tell their children, ‘You have to go to school just to learn.’”

The director of a private center aimed at improving motivation, however, said plying kids with cash is a desperate move by school officials. “They have not figured out a way to self-motivate these kids,” said Peter A. Spevak, director of the Center for Applied Motivation in Washington, D.C. “What really drives a person is the desire to do well and the good feeling you have after doing your best every day.” Paying children to learn may work in the short term, but before long, the luster could wear off and they may look to up the ante, Spevak said. Ultimately, it could become a losing game. “When you take the money away, assuming it has been effective, people sometimes get angry or disillusioned,” he said. “They may start to wonder where the next prize is coming from.”

The $60,000 initiative is being funded by Atlanta businessman Charles Loudermilk, founder of Aaron Rents, through the Learning Makes a Difference Foundation Inc., an Atlanta-based nonprofit that funds innovative education programs and was founded by Gingrich’s daughters.

Alexis Yarger, one of the Fairburn program’s participants, is eager to try anything to improve her grades. The 16-year-old Creekside junior plans to attend Spelman College, and says that although she’s doing OK in science, “Math is not my best.” Yarger, who has a part-time job at Burger King, said she was interested in the program even before she heard about the financial incentives. She would have taken part even without the money, she said, but her father said the cash doesn’t hurt. “It’s a good motivational tactic,” Anthony Yarger said. “Whether it’s a dollar or a candy bar, if it’s helpful, I support it.”

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


As an educator, I find it very hard to attribute any sort of “innovation” to this program, nor do I find much in the ways of “education” therein. What I see are bribes (the article said it first; I just happen to agree with it) that are supposed to motivate students to study more and (perhaps) learn more. Here’re the problems I see:

1. What motivated students 60 years ago? I’ll have to ask my Mom, but what got her going to school in the morning when she was a teenager (in the 50’s nonetheless)? A deep-seated need to learn? A love for the written word? An obsession with math? Fear of my grandparents’ wrath? Probably the wrath. And i know my grandparents wanted their kids to have to work less hard than they did (both my grandparents worked in factories every day until they retired), so the wrath was, no doubt, motivated by love, but it was still wrath. Hell, even the kids I went to school with (whether my friends went to private or public school) were terrified to disappoint their parents (though we had our fair share of slackers (for private school), most of whom didn’t make it to graduation). And I’d have to say that kids these days aren’t scared of their parents like we were. Looking at some of the kids i teach/have taught, I know my parents would have murdered me in my sleep and buried me in the cabbage patch if I behaved the way they do. With love, of course.

2. Is it really a function of economics? It seems too simplistic to say that, but this program seems to cater to the idea that poor kids need financial motivation to succeed, and that it is impossible to go to school and have a part-time job after school and do one’s homework. Yet, I know all of my friends had jobs growing up, and we all did well in school. So, what else is there? Granted, we were all hopelessly middle-class (in attitude if not in actual assets), but I knew kids whose families were in dire straits at times (like mine, though my Mom did a good job of hiding it). So, why not now? I can’t believe it’s only economics.

3. Knowledge is everyone’s right. It is my belief that knowledge is free for the asking and that it is never idle. Eventually, one bit of information in one’s head is going to hook up with another bit of information and voilà: intelligence! Knowledge is free and everyone should have access to it.

4. School is becoming less and less of a right and more and more of a privilege. But from the bottom up, which means that students see school as a burden, so instead of demanding better education, they demand less of it. However, in this, they are like many adults who traded their rights for more security after 9/11, and look where that’s gotten us. I fear in the next 100 years, school will be an option, not a requirement. Hell, 100 years ago, only 31 states required children to attend school, so it’s not like the “in school ’til you’re 18″ idea has been around for long time. It could change again at any time.

5. What about students who do well already? How unfair is this?

6. Are there just too many kids in the world? I think there may be too many kids and not enough teachers, but can you blame people for not wanting to teach? Teaching is not a glamorous career, the rewards few, the pay little, the stress high and the support (from parents (who want their kids to be educated but unchallenged) and administrators (who don’t want to go one or two rounds with the parents on tough issues) nil. And it seems that the middle (as in “teaching to the middle”) gets closer to “the bottom” every year. I fear for my nephew who will be starting kindergarten next year. Dominic is a bright little kid (duh, given who his father is) and I would hate to see him go through school unchallenged because the standards have been set so low. Hell, I would hate that for anyone’s kids.

Thoughts? Ideas? Am I totally off base here?

In other unbelievable news, a minor teen boarded a plane with handcuffs, duct tape and a rope on his person. His plan was to hijack the plane and fly it into a building where Hannah Montana would be performing. Way to go airport security! It makes me feel soooooo safe inside knowing the f-ing PATRIOT ACT is working, and I only had to have some of my civil liberties sacrificed for it. Let’s see if the kid is charged as a crazy teen or as a terrorist. Really, there’s no “right” answer here per se, I just want to see how it’s handled.

Assclowns.

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