Sweet. Baby. Jesus. YES!

HELEN KILLER #1

by Andrew Kreisberg & Matthew JLD Rice

In 1901, twenty-one year old college student Helen Keller, with the aid of a fantastical device invented by her friend and mentor, Alexander Graham Bell, regains her sight and hearing as well as near super-human strength and agility. Helen is enlisted by the Secret Service to protect President William McKinley who has been targeted for assassination by Anarchists. As a deeper conspiracy to destroy America unfolds around her, Helen discovers that her new abilities come with a dark and terrifying price!

28pgs, FC (1 of 4) SRP: $2.99

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My only question is how does one sip from it?