May 062008
Do you eat too much? Yeah, you do. Be thankful for it.
What would National Masturbation Month be without a Masturbate-a-thon?
I’ve always liked Mexican Coke better anyway.
Teacher or Pinko Commie?
Teacher or Master of the Dark Arts?
Hmmm…wonder if they have a category for senior citiizens in that Masturbate-a-thon? I consider myself one of the masters of masturbation since I’ve been jacking off since I was 12 and I’m 67 now….and yeah I’m still doing it. I ain’t blind or crazy (yet) either so I guess my mom was wrong. Truly one of the joys of life in my most humble and ancient opinion. May it always be May in your pants! Cheers!
why isn’t there a masturbate-a-thon in austin?