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What would National Masturbation Month be without a Masturbate-a-thon?
I’ve always liked Mexican Coke better anyway.
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1a. This is what happens when hookers get uppity and think they have feelings.
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May 7th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Hmmm…wonder if they have a category for senior citiizens in that Masturbate-a-thon? I consider myself one of the masters of masturbation since I’ve been jacking off since I was 12 and I’m 67 now….and yeah I’m still doing it. I ain’t blind or crazy (yet) either so I guess my mom was wrong. Truly one of the joys of life in my most humble and ancient opinion. May it always be May in your pants! Cheers!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
why isn’t there a masturbate-a-thon in austin?