A long-lost copy of the complete Lang opus Metropolis has been found in Argentina!!!!

Hummer owners really are arrogant assclowns.

Brave police officers taze 13-year old boy with broken back nineteen times for not complying to their authoritah.

“Talula does the Hula from Hawaii”, 9, given new name by judge. Really, I couldn’t make the headline funnier if I tried.

Apollo 14 astronaut claims aliens have made contact with world governments; the Disclosure Project says, “Told ya so!”

Andrew Giuliani sues school over golf suspension. Claims he’s a hero of 9/11 and should be reins… oh wait, that was his father.

Florida Catholics lovingly threaten USF student after he takes Eucharist “hostage.”