MY ARTICLE ON “WHY MY DOG IS BETTER THAN A BOYFRIEND” IN ON THE COVER OF THIS MONTH’S INSTINCT!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! It was actually the first thing I ever wrote for Instinct, but it wasn’t used until this month. Who cares, right? The point is that I got two pages and a cover credit in a national magazine!!!! I guess the next question is “What does this mean?” Could this be “it”? Could my writing sideline job have peaked already? Will I become the Erma Bombeck of gay periodicals? Or is it OK to ask for more to do? What is “more”? Should I quit my day job?

While I ponder, the pages are below for your perusal. Click to make them readable.