So very much NSFW! Click on the more singularity to read on.
If nothing else, Craigslist M4M is a good place to go for local porn and to see what trouble the local boys are getting into. Honestly, I enjoy checking out the pics and the bluntly honest desires, though the number of ads looking for bareback sex worries me. Once in a while, however, I read something that I think borders on (intentionally or un- so) brilliance. This ad was one I found today:
You see where this is going, right?
So, I wrote him:
hilarious! if yoda were gay and horny, he would have said it first.
And he wrote back:
YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YODA HAD A HUGE COCK UNDERNEATH HIS DRESS.
Oooh! He upped the ante. I replied:
obviously he was a grower and not a shower.
A while later, I got this email:
The Power of the Force runs strong in his family…hehe
Well, well. He knows his pop culture. Now that I have this image in my head of Yoda, naked and.. oh Lord. If only I could get rid of it. Still, I decided to push a little further (I hate to not have the lalst word):
oh yeah, force me, yoda! heh heh
And I thought that would be the end. Right? I mean, what’s left? Ah! Well, my email friend had been saving up for this:
Then Yoda flips over and spreads his little troll hole!!!
WHOA!! I stopped after that. He obviously was willing to go further than I was, so I was happy to give him this victory. Anything past this point would have required meeting up, costumes and role play. I probably would have ended up as Princess Leia.
So, whoever you are out there on CL, congratulations! I bow to your superior use of the Force.
roflmao!!!!