From my brother:
So Dominic and I are playing today.
D: Let’s do that scene in Spider-Man.
Me: Which one?
D: The one with the Green Goblin on the balcony.
Me: There aren’t that many lines there. Its just him fighting Spider-Man most of the time.
D: No, the scene with MJ.
Me: When MJ is going to fall off the balcony?
D: No. She’s on the edge of the balcony.
Me: Right, where the Green Goblin kills those guys with that bomb?
D: No, the Green Goblin has MJ here (puts arm out) and those people here (puts other arm out).
Me: Oh! That’s not a balcony, little man; that’s a bridge.
D: Oh.
Me: Yeah, he had MJ and those kids on the bridge, right? At the end?
D: Right.
Me: Where he gave Spider-Man a Sadistic Choice. Can you say “Sadistic Choice”?
D: “Sadistic Choice.”
Me: Good.
D: OK. Let’s do that scene.
Me: I don’t know the lines from that scene.
D: (no pause) Me neither.
I really wonder who this kid is going to turn out to be one day.
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