The Craigslist Marketplace

Posted by StSean at 12:00 AM
Feb 142009


I’ve become an indiscriminate reader of personal ads on craigslist, which means that while I used to read only the M4M ads for my own pornographic enjoyment, I’ve branched out to all the other x4x variations (including the sadly desperate “missed connections“), though I get less, let’s call it “enjoyment” out of the pictures and ad text than I do in M4M. One thing I’ve come to notice is that gay men (and a few “straight” guys) are way more willing to show window shoppers the goods up front along with detailed descriptions of what they want to do/have done to them, but will not show face pics, whereas straight men and women will show you their faces and give just as lurid descriptions of sexual desires as the gay folk, but won’t show their junk. What this means really is that if there’s an ad with a “pic” graphic next to it, I’m more likely to find what I want to see/read about in the M4M section than in any of the others, but in the final analysis I’m probably just rationalizing my enjoyment of porn.

Every once in a while, I get surprised by pictures like this:




cock_cozy.jpg


so much so that I have to write the author and say something like, “OMGWTF!! A cock cozy!!” And sometimes I get back an answer like this:

Ok here’s the deal…

I make these underwear myself so they are one of a kind… They are pretty much one size fits most, but if you have an unusual situation I cam modify it to fit. If you are interested in getting some for yourself or for someone else in your life, all I need to know is what color you’d like. Most all basic colors are available, just ask and I will let you know. The front portion can be made left open at the end or closed at the end, your choice. The cost is $14 which includes the First Class Mail shipping
right to your home.

I make each order as I receive payment for them ($14 each) and ship as soon as it’s completed.

To place an order just send your payment in. If you are paying with paypal my username on there is barne22@comcast.net (please indicate in the comment section on paypal how many you want and which colors)

If you are paying by mail you can send (cash / money order) to

J. Barker
P O Box 184
LaVergne TN 37086

Please also include a note in the mail about how many you want and which colors you are ordering as well as the address to mail them to.

Thanks


He calls them “willie warmers”, but I think “cock cozy” has a nicer ring. I make no guarantees about the quality of this product or if he’s BBB certified, but I can say that I hope they’re not made of wool.


Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

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