Mar 142009
- 8:02 AM Sean McGrath - Sean says: Muppet woke us up at an ungodly hour for outside privileges. Rose was equally vocal about wanting breakfast. Looks like we’re up and slothing!!!
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Ben says: Sloth_off got off to an inausbicious start as bitchy pets rolled off their list of demands: “Potty! Food!” - 8:22 AM Sean McGrath - Ben off to Minnow to get tranquilizers not prescribed to him.
- 8:28 AM Sean McGrath - Ben set his hair on fire during the ceremonial “Lighting of the Virgins”.
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- 9:02 AM Sean McGrath - The Book Exchange is complete – five new novels each to read. WIll read for a little while before beginning Alias. Dogs seem curious about all the inactivity.
- 9:48 AM Sean McGrath - The Sloth-Off was interrupted by a crack whore who needed money and/or sandwiches for her and her starving children. Gave her bananas and a dollar. Ben calls the transaction “judgmental yet hopeful.”
- 10:14 AM Sean McGrath - Back to bed. Books in tow.
- 12:49 PM Sean McGrath - Sean awoke to hunt for food. He remembers seeing some wild frozen pizzas near the hometead yesterday, which is unusual this time of the year. He hopes he can catch them.
- 12:50 PM Sean McGrath - Sean is impressed by Ben’s ability to sloth (if indeed “sloth” can be a verb, a word of action). He has Olympic levels of sloth ability. He’s like the anti-Batman.
- 1:11 PM Sean McGrath - Sean has successfully captured two pizzas and has put them in the oven. In the meantime, he is drinking wine (from a screwtop bottle!!!!), and eating cheez-its and lemonheads. YUM!!!
- 1:36 PM Sean McGrath - Ben says: Cross-continental Sloth-Off communique to Garrett and Anthony concerning our choice of Sloth-Off DVDs: “FRANCIE DOESN’T LIKE BUTTER PECAN!!!”
- 3:11 PM Sean McGrath - The Alias marathon is in its second hour. This is a good show! How did I miss it before?
- 5:53 PM Sean McGrath - Nap Two just finished. Will watch Dr.c Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog before beginning next Alias disc. Not hungry, but can’t stop eating Laffy-Taffy. Ben is drinking 4-hour old coffee.
- 6:16 PM Sean McGrath - Bens says:Like the proverbial old gray mare, my sloth stamina ain’t what she used to be. Thankfully my addictions to nicotine and caffeine remain unaffected.
- 7:18 PM Jonathan Keebler - It was great for the first 2 seasons, then the wheels came flying off
- 7:20 PM Sean McGrath - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog = sad. What is wrong with Joss Whedon and his killing off women?
- 7:21 PM Sean McGrath - We’re breaking off from a traditional Sloth-Off and heading to HEB for hot dogs and facial masques.
- 10:02 PM Sean McGrath - Sloth-Off has been canceled due to raging need for tequila. Thanks for following along!!!
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