Apparently, when the Phoenix returns to the Marvel Universe this Spring, it will be targeting a character no one could have foreseen.
As the Phoenix Force continues its crash course towards Earth during the blockbuster comic event of the year, Avengers Vs. X-Men, Iron Fist learns that he has a shocking connection to the all-powerful embodiment of rebirth and destruction!
Iron Fist has a connection to the Phoenix? OK. Did he brush past her to get to the men’s room in a crowded discotheque once? Was he dipping his pen in the cosmic ink? Has… I can’t go on with this. Is there anyone in the Marvel Universe the Phoenix Force hasn’t tried to merge with? Because Iron Fist is just popcorn duds at the bottom of the bowl.
And remember, when you merge with a blowsy cosmic entity, you’re merging with every other person that cosmic entity has merged with. Dirty, dirty whore.
UPDATE: Oh! It’s the sash, isn’t it?
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