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March 20, 2008

About my favorite four-year-old

by @ 10:09 pm. Filed under Bible, Hometown Life, bro, family, hillarity


My brother sent me this email today about my nephew:


Hee hee hee hee.

I was rolling in the car tonight on the way back to Dominic’s house. He’s been having the Bible read to him at night and I asked him how it was going.

“Good.”

“Did you get to the flood story yet?”

“The one with Noah’s ark, yeah.”

“Did you like it?”

“Yeah.”

I asked him some questions about the two birds and all that and then said:

“Did you know that there’s another story just like that about a flood?”

“Really?”

“Yeah, except in this other one Noah is called Utnapishtim.”

“Why’s he called Utnapishtim?!?!?!?!?!?”

He pronounced it properly and his enunciation was so perfect that I started laughing my ass off. It was cute as hell. I explained why his name was different, yeah. He wasn’t proud of himself for having said it right. He just kept saying it over trying to get me to laugh again.

I asked him, “Do you remember which animals Noah took?”

“All of them. Except the unicorns were goofing around.”

*pause*…”Is that why we don’t have unicorns anymore?”

“Yeah.”


God, I love that kid!

December 4, 2007

Ize a Xchun, not a Sciencetist

by @ 11:05 pm. Filed under Bible, hillarity, religious fervor


Whatever ran a LOLCreashun contest last month to see who could LOLize pictures from the Creation Museum. Check out the entries. They made me LOL. My faves are below.

logic-youre-doing-it-wrong_1.jpg


fell_from_the_sky_invisible_cow.jpg


(thanks to JoeMyGod for posting it first!)

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November 8, 2007

Favotite Bible verses

by @ 7:27 pm. Filed under Bible, filthy


Ezekiel 23: 19-20

19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose members were as those of asses, and whose emissions were as those of stallions.

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