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		<title>Facebook of Genesis</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Joan Osbourne asked &#8220;What If God Were One of Us?&#8221; (sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but the subjunctive is a beautiful thing) she had no idea that He might actually dive headlong into our Culture of Exhibitionism and get a Facebook page chronicling his best LULz ever: the Creation of the World. by <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2008/11/26/facebook-of-genesis/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bible Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally, I&#8217;d say &#8220;Keep the kids away from the Bible! You don&#8217;t know where it&#8217;s been!&#8221; but these takes on those stories of dubious origin are kinda charming, especially the retelling of the story of Saint Patrick by a child from the film Give Up Your Aul Sins. It&#8217;s the simple Faith I love. Then <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2008/10/15/bible-stories/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>About my favorite four-year-old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brother sent me this email today about my nephew: Hee hee hee hee. I was rolling in the car tonight on the way back to Dominic&#8217;s house. He&#8217;s been having the Bible read to him at night and I asked him how it was going. &#8220;Good.&#8221; &#8220;Did you get to the flood story yet?&#8221; <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2008/03/20/about-my-favorite-four-year-old/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ize a Xchun, not a Sciencetist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whatever ran a LOLCreashun contest last month to see who could LOLize pictures from the Creation Museum. Check out the entries. They made me LOL. My faves are below. (thanks to JoeMyGod for posting it first!) I obviously love Adam and the sheep more than any other picture from the creation museum, but, come on! <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2007/12/04/iz-a-xchun-not-a-sciencetist/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Favotite Bible verses</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ezekiel 23: 19-20 19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose members were as those of asses, and whose emissions were as those of stallions.]]></description>
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