News of the Right

Well, for two of my faves anyway.

Brian Andersen was at Wondercon this past weekend and reports the following:

Hieeeeee Everyone!
A super hot and sexy friend of mine recorded my Reading this past Sunday at the Three Dollar Bill. The quality isn’t the greatest, and I like, talk too fast and jumble all my words together a lot, but if you’re bored and feel like watching me get all crazy over my comic, then this video is SO for you!

Part one:

and part two:





Brian also reports (in his excited, inimitable style):

OH. MY. Good Golly Gosh!!!

Mr. Perez Hilton HIMSELF posted a pic I drew of him as a Superhero on his amazing website! And gave me a shout out and link to my comic book site!!! Whoa! Totally awesome!

Also, my TV appearance on OUT Spoken, along with cutie pie Rich Boutell from “Whatever…” is now posted on Youtube! It’s not everyday you get interviewed about your comic book from a Drag Queen! Yay! The video is only 5 mins long, I hope you like it!





And finally, my very first paid writing piece has just made it into the March issue of Instinct Magazine! I have attached the cover here and the little blurb that I wrote! Yay!





Thank you everyone for being such awesome people that I can share my good fortune with. I don’t want to sound all ego-y with these emails, but I just have to share with the great people in my life! I can’t believe my luck sometimes!

Love and Kissies!
Brian

Megan Rose Gedris, who is an absolute doll with talent to burn, has her webcomic I was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space!!! reviewed by Paige Braddock (of Jane’s World fame) at Prism Comics this week. I LOVE Megan’s stories. They’re funny, clever and just plain fun. Check out the review, the go check out her comics!

*WHEW*!! I told you it was a big week!

I recently had the pleasure of interviewing Jacob Landes for Instinct about his book The Tale of the Crippled God, which I thoroughly enjoyed. It’s a primitive myth with a language that reminds me of Rachel Pollack’s work. Jacob has let me know that he posted a video on YouTube to promote his book. I’m re-posting it here because I think the book is an amazing read and you should buy it immediately.

I had to write a review for the new Clive Barker novel Mr. B Gone for Instinct, which, yeah, wasn’t all that great. Here’s my first draft:

Is horror subtle or is horror insidious? Does it sneak up on you and rip your heart out or does claw its way up your spine and squeeze your heart ‘til it stops? If we say subtle, then could Lovecraft or Poe’s “No, no, I’m not mad!” protestations be considered ostentatious? If we say insidious, then what do we make of King’s It or Carrie (you know, the classics)? Clive Barker’s newest book Mister B. Gone is as unsubtle as Poe and as direct as King, but lacks the je ne sais quoi of good horror. The eponymous “Mr. B” begs the reader to “Burn this book” from the get-go (a demonic Abbie Hoffman) and plies our obeisance with stories of his youth in Hell (abusive father, overbearing mother… see where this is going?), his ascent to Earth at the hands of the Fishers, his meeting his first love and beyond. But why it is imperative this book be burnt is a secret he’s not telling, though this isn’t The Closer: the reason is not hard to suss out. Perhaps being a dad has taken the raw edge off Barker’s stylus, but I hope he will soon return to his In the Fields, the Towns days.

And I was told by Jonathan Riggs at Instinct (who, without question, is a dear dear dear person and whose opinion I trust completely) it was “intelligent and well-written” with the subtext (which is an anagram for “buttsex”) of “and completely inappropriate for the tone of the magazine”. I was directly told that I needed to make it “punchier, funnier” and “more direct.” Now, for those of you who have hung out with me, you know that I am really campy and love a joke at someone else’s expense. I know this, and yet, when it comes to my writing I get all ponderous and academic. Bridging the gap between how I talk and how I write is an on-going struggle. It’s a worthwhile struggle because working for Instinct has been the thrill of this past year (next to being on a panel at Comic-Con).

SO, here’s my second draft:

Poor Clive Barker. It must have been hard to reconcile being the Future of Horror with being a daddy. Five short years after The Damnation Game clawed its way out of his imagination, Clive was faced with a more prosaic terror: pre-school! And given that his step-daughter might eventually ask some troublesome questions (“Did you really make skinless people be sexy?”), perhaps Clive blunted the raw edge of his stylus instead of doing what a real devil would do and drive it into her temple. Such is my theory behind his latest novel, Mr. B Gone. It doesn’t scream “innocent blood was spilled in the name of my muse”, but instead screams “Burn this book!” Repeatedly. Incessantly. Distractingly. The eponymous (and diabolical) “Mr. B” breaks through the page and begs the reader for the favor of a good book burning. Knowing the reader hasn’t fallen under his demonic sway (and at $24.95 for a hardback, one would have to be stunningly weak-minded), Mr. B bribes us with tales of Hell, his (not-so-nice) folks and his ascension to Earth, all the while echoing his imperative “Burn!” At first, one may wonder why, but like asking “Will Brittany Spears eat fast food for lunch today?” the answer comes quickly. Speculation aside, Mr. B Gone needs to be. Gone. Next year in Hell, Mr. Barker!

I have no idea if this is punchier, but it is a call to me to work on expanding my style.

UPDATE: The new version is “smart AND funny”. Yay!

I’m terrible at self-promotion. It’s not that I feel like I’m whoring myself out or giving up my ideals for a fast buck; I actually feel like I’m bothering people. At conventions I’ll be polite and smile and talk with people and direct them towards my book, but I’m not one of those people who stridently promotes his/her book… which is probably a shortcoming of mine. Sort of. I mean, this is supposed to be a hobby, not a career.

Off-point. Back on point.

Bad at promotion, right. BUT I couldn’t help myself when I was told I could promote myself and a few other gay-themed comics for Instinct. Pass up an opportunity for national coverage? I’m bad, not stupid. What I like about my Frater Mine promotion is that I can say something nice about myself as well: “bald men are sexy and powerful.” We are, you know.

My one regret for this column is that I didn’t know about Brian Andersen’s So Super Duper at the time. Otherwise, he would have gotten some press as well from me (luckily, he got a nice write up the month before).

These are good comics people and good comics, people! Check ‘em out!

In September, I was assigned to interview Randy Gener for Instinct magazine because he won two prestigious awards this year for his tireless work in the world theatre community. It was a phone interview and I bought a digital voice recorder for the occasion. Who knew that when the two devices were on simultaneously, the conversation would record only as pulses and whirrs, masking any human voices and nullifying the interview?

In a panic, I emailed Jonathan Riggs and told him what had happened - a 2 hour interview without a word to show for it besides my notes! Jonathan suggested I call him back and explain the “oops”, but, ya know, the pride got in the way. I wanted to look all professional and make a good impression (by the way, Randy is just about the nicest guy ever! And so dedicated to the theatre!), so I sent Randy an email asking for points of clarification based on my notes (which was true). And Randy sent me back more information than I could have used in two feature-length articles.

The upshot is the article reads well and makes Randy look like the superstar he is. There’s one “oops” (Randy and his partner call “Whole Foods” “Whole Paycheck”, but the typesetter left it as “Paycheck”, killing the joke), but it doesn’t matter too much. I like doing this. I hope I keep getting assignments.

On top of my comic book Frater Mine continuing to see the light of day, this has got to be one of the best things that’s happened to me.. well, this month. In a year of firsts and highs, a profile I wrote on Andy Bauer was published in Instinct Magazine this month!!

Thanks go out to Jonathan Riggs and Mike Woods of Instinct forgiving me a great assignment and the chance to work for them. You guys are AWESOME!