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		<description><![CDATA[Two stories via Joe.My.God: Amazon.com&#8217;s Kindle takes the weight of college students&#8217; backs. Tippi Hedren is reincarnated as a Barbie doll: from Jesus&#8217; General, via Pam&#8217;s House Blend, posters of two men who are pushing a new Marriage Protection Amendment forward: Larry Craig and David Vitter:]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[A warning from the grave or a final &#8220;nyah nyah&#8221;? Transformers is &#8220;offensive&#8220;. &#8220;Iraqi protesters&#8221; ray-gunned down. Once again, the gays move in and make things better in the &#8216;hood. Church welcomes everyone.. oh, except this kid. Google maps told to take a detour.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[As someone more clever than I said, &#8220;Seattle&#8217;s Breast&#8221; works better. Rachel Ray, jihadist. Larry Craig should quit while he&#8217;s ahead. Once again, the Vatican proves it is 2,000 years old with its pre-ERA stances.]]></description>
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