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When sex gets in the way of the porn’s plot…

by admin @ 1:07 pm. Filed under hillarity, porn

…one need only turn to James Gunn’s new PG Porn, sponsored by Spike TV, that claims to be “for people who like everything about porn… except the sex!” Their first movie - “Nailing Your Wife” - stars my boyfriend Nathan Fillion and it’s… well, it’s better than most straight porns I’ve ever seen because it has Nathan Fillion and lacks baby caves. Win-win.

Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

—Thanks to PopSucker!

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May 15, 2008

“Thumb” indeed!

by admin @ 1:18 am. Filed under adult, porn, video games

I was planning on getting a PS3 anyway because of the Blu-Ray technology on-board, but seeing this advertisement from Austria

makes me want one all the more (even if it has nothing per se to do with video games). Click to see the unblurred picture.

UPDATE: Senility has officially sunk in as evidenced by this email train between myself and Brian Andersen:

BA: Oh gross! That is seriously disburbing! Gross!

me: have you gone straight on me???????

BA: Haha! Never! But a scary-assed gross thumb instead of the real deal, yuck! That is every gay boys nightmare, a penis the size of a finger.

me: … OMG!!!!!

I honestly didn’t see the thumb. Lord. So, I’ve unblurred the pic.

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May 13, 2008

January 11, 2008

Porn and Comics…

by admin @ 12:20 am. Filed under adult, comic books, porn

To me, these are indispensable elements for any Friday night at home. Or Saturday. Or Sunday. Uhm.. really, just about any day of the week.

I’m a sad, lonely man.

Anyway, the guys over at DudeTube are not only gay porn aficionados, but they like comic books, too! Just about every day there are new entries of hot guys doing what hot guys do in porn (in all fairness, ugly guys do it, too) plus news and opinions on the world of comics! If there were a hat trick to this (and in my wildest dreams that would be pizza delivery with every download)… well, I’d probably never come out of my room again.

Stop by and give DudeTube some traffic!

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in short:

1a. This is what happens when hookers get uppity and think they have feelings.
— in response to The Sex Movie

about OC:

Orthocomics is an indy comics studio that works in affiliation with Making Comics Studios. Titles currently on the market are Frater Mine the oh-so-tantalizingly-familiar Generic Goddess Coming soon: PRAXIS!!