I’ve become an indiscriminate reader of personal ads on craigslist, which means that while I used to read only the M4M ads for my own pornographic enjoyment, I’ve branched out to all the other x4x variations (including the sadly desperate “missed connections“), though I get less, let’s call it “enjoyment” out of the pictures and ad text than I do in M4M. One thing I’ve come to notice is that gay men (and a few “straight” guys) are way more willing to show window shoppers the goods up front along with detailed descriptions of what they want to do/have done to them, but will not show face pics, whereas straight men and women will show you their faces and give just as lurid descriptions of sexual desires as the gay folk, but won’t show their junk. What this means really is that if there’s an ad with a “pic” graphic next to it, I’m more likely to find what I want to see/read about in the M4M section than in any of the others, but in the final analysis I’m probably just rationalizing my enjoyment of porn.
Every once in a while, I get surprised by pictures like this:
more behind the wrinkle
…one need only turn to James Gunn’s new PG Porn, sponsored by Spike TV, that claims to be “for people who like everything about porn… except the sex!” Their first movie – “Nailing Your Wife” – stars my boyfriend Nathan Fillion and it’s… well, it’s better than most straight porns I’ve ever seen because it has Nathan Fillion and lacks baby caves. Win-win.
—Thanks to PopSucker!
I was planning on getting a PS3 anyway because of the Blu-Ray technology on-board, but seeing this advertisement from Austria
makes me want one all the more (even if it has nothing per se to do with video games). Click to see the unblurred picture.
UPDATE: Senility has officially sunk in as evidenced by this email train between myself and Brian Andersen:
BA: Oh gross! That is seriously disburbing! Gross!
me: have you gone straight on me???????
BA: Haha! Never! But a scary-assed gross thumb instead of the real deal, yuck! That is every gay boys nightmare, a penis the size of a finger.
me: … OMG!!!!!
I honestly didn’t see the thumb. Lord. So, I’ve unblurred the pic.
To me, these are indispensable elements for any Friday night at home. Or Saturday. Or Sunday. Uhm.. really, just about any day of the week.
I’m a sad, lonely man.
Anyway, the guys over at DudeTube are not only gay porn aficionados, but they like comic books, too! Just about every day there are new entries of hot guys doing what hot guys do in porn (in all fairness, ugly guys do it, too) plus news and opinions on the world of comics! If there were a hat trick to this (and in my wildest dreams that would be pizza delivery with every download)… well, I’d probably never come out of my room again.
Stop by and give DudeTube some traffic!
