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		<title>I&#8217;ll Choose Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone doubts that the religious, social and political climate in the United States has taken a turn towards the theocratic, you&#8217;re either not paying attention or you&#8217;re an idiot. Four Republcian presidential candidates were told by God to run for the highest governmental office in the land (hysterically enough to make one doubt the <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/02/03/ill-choose-hell/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>FORD PORN: Pumpkin Waffles</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t been keeping up with my food documentation since a problematic&#8230; &#8220;thing&#8221; claimed an inordinate proportion of my psychic real estate. I am here today with a new recipe to try out and share with you, corporations and banks be damned. This past Christmas I meant but didn&#8217;t get to making a pumpkin roll. <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/02/02/ford-porn-pumpkin-waffles/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Word Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[paraprosdokian My BFF and I used to have Saturday night Dinner &#038; a Movie events about twice a month. For a while there, we we delving into film noir, partially because of our love for Bette Davis&#8217; Dark Victory, but it was the Alamo Drafthouse&#8216;s Mildred Pierce Pie Social that got us all a&#8217;dither for <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/02/02/word-sex-152/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Distasteful Bakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know me; I like to shop locally and keep small businesses afloat rather than keep CEOs in vacation homes and andriod mistresses. I only ask that businesses be worthy of my support. Monday was the last day for one of my staff members, Alex. Alex is a really good kid and a dedicated worker <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/02/01/distasteful-bakes/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Writers&#8217; Workshop 3.2</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/29/writers-workshop-3-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The early settlers of Erie, PA had little to worry about from the American Indians living there. By the time the French had declared the area their property, the Erie Peoples had already lost a war with the Iriquois Nation, its members killed or dispersed to find haven with neighboring tribes. Whatever remnants were left <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/29/writers-workshop-3-2/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Writers&#8217; Workshop 3.1</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/28/writers-workshop-3-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number of siblings I have&#8230; 1 How many grandparents are still alive&#8230; 0 How many of my parents are still alive&#8230; 1 How many nephews I have&#8230; 1 How many dogs I&#8217;ve had&#8230; 2 How many cats I&#8217;ve had&#8230; 6 How many hamsters I&#8217;ve had&#8230; 3 Number of serious boyfriends I&#8217;ve had&#8230; 7 Average length <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/28/writers-workshop-3-1/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Word Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/27/word-sex-151/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[blowsy Apparently, when the Phoenix returns to the Marvel Universe this Spring, it will be targeting a character no one could have foreseen. As the Phoenix Force continues its crash course towards Earth during the blockbuster comic event of the year, Avengers Vs. X-Men, Iron Fist learns that he has a shocking connection to the <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/27/word-sex-151/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Writers&#8217; Workshop 2.1</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/25/writers-workshop-2-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandmother taught me&#8230; don’t doubt children who see things. There was the stump of an apple tree in my grandparents&#8217; backyard that was quite old and soft in the center. My brother and I -sometimes our cousins when they were visiting as well- would use it as a table or as a ersatz trampoline <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/25/writers-workshop-2-1/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Now for Something Completely&#8230;  Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/23/now-for-something-completely-not-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a writer who doesn&#8217;t know how to write. I still can&#8217;t fully explain the difference between Constructivism, Structuralism, and Post-modernism, and now &#8211; God, help me &#8211; there&#8217;s the New Sincerity to worry about. I know how a story is supposed to go, and sometimes follow the &#8220;supposed to&#8221; too slavishly. I have a <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/23/now-for-something-completely-not-me/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Best.  Christmas Gift.  Ever.</title>
		<link>http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/21/the-best-christmas-gift-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StSean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this is a late-in-coming post, but I can&#8217;t not share it with you even if Christmas is a month gone. You&#8217;re no doubt looking at the picture above and wondering where you too can get a zombie cap just like the one pictured. You can&#8217;t. At least, not commercially. And just not yet. This <a href='http://www.orthocomics.com/wordpress/2012/01/21/the-best-christmas-gift-ever/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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