Adam4adam is a gay dating website much like some prostitute you just met on lower Peach Street is your girlfriend. Not to be crass, but beating around the bush (so to speak) does no one any good. It is similar to Grindr, which I’ve written about, but without all that handy portability. Most guys there prefer not to hit up by strangers with tired lines like “‘Sup?” or “UR hawt!” or “Pardon me, good sirrah. Might I steal a moment of your time to extend an invitation to my bedroom where I shall throw your legs up behind your ears and ravage your chocolate pucker till the morning light doth glow dimly on the horizon?”. No, no, it’s all about being real, or at least having a memorable opening line.
Which bring us to thkdk4u:
from his description, he possesses the one outstanding quality I look for in a guy: online pictures of his unit, which his ad informs me is not only formidable, but also wielded masterfully. I approached him in a way that I felt was humorous and slightly self-deprecating, having learned from io9 is a way to get people to like you. However, it looks like io9 may have been off the mark this time (click for the legible version):
Sadly (for both of us, I think), I probably won’t hear back from him. Unless I do. Come back for updates!
Orthocomics is pleased to announce the release of our first ever NSFW comic by Sean McGrath and Jo Beth “Jesus” March, “Infinitesimal Situation at the Ultimate Wiggle Piggly”. While Jo Beth was unavailable for comment because she was dragged back to her Carmelite monastery by Mother Superior Vicious Claws of Jesus’ Undying Love, Sean was available to say, “Screw you, beret-wearing post-modernists!”
Early reviews have been overwhelmingly positive, saying “Yes, it IS totally NSFW, but it is also damn f-ing funny. What a great way
to start my day. LOL!!! Great work!”
“I had a ‘WTF moment.’”
“Please remember that while I love your work–you know I do–my sensibilities are a little different than yours. Some kind of rating code would be helpful, just so I know what to expect … ‘Adult themes’ are one thing; exaggerated full-frontal graphics are…another.”
“BRILLIANCE!!!”
“So deep…”
“[NSFW] or humourless sods – brilliant stuff. I love the Living Tribunal as a Norma Desmond draggie.”
and from Mishiko Kakasomething of the New York Times Book Reviewz we got “A joyous slap in the face by the giant schlong of satire!”
The entire comic book is available for download. It’s TOTALLY FREE and TOTALLY NSFW!!! Click on the the lordly graphic by Scott McGrath below to get your copy!
I’ve become an indiscriminate reader of personal ads on craigslist, which means that while I used to read only the M4M ads for my own pornographic enjoyment, I’ve branched out to all the other x4x variations (including the sadly desperate “missed connections“), though I get less, let’s call it “enjoyment” out of the pictures and ad text than I do in M4M. One thing I’ve come to notice is that gay men (and a few “straight” guys) are way more willing to show window shoppers the goods up front along with detailed descriptions of what they want to do/have done to them, but will not show face pics, whereas straight men and women will show you their faces and give just as lurid descriptions of sexual desires as the gay folk, but won’t show their junk. What this means really is that if there’s an ad with a “pic” graphic next to it, I’m more likely to find what I want to see/read about in the M4M section than in any of the others, but in the final analysis I’m probably just rationalizing my enjoyment of porn.
Every once in a while, I get surprised by pictures like this:
more behind the wrinkle
For Down the Rabbit Hole Day I offer this:
speeding down the frontage road of 290 in a red convertible john mused my sister had a cock like a baked potato. he dangled precariously over the door. which reminds me, he diverged, you know how when you’re in cross country, they say you should run like you have a baked potato on your forehead?
no, i replied, a bus coming dangerously close to his head.
it helps you find the wall of pain. he was quiet for a second as he turned a corner. the first time i saw my sister’s cock was freshman year during recess.
* * * *
dressed in homemade bellbottoms and a patchwork shirt, addy would play her bongos by the trampoline on the playground. a blunt hung from her lips like soft cereal hung from gramma’s. she sang tunelessly her version of hotel california:
come and take a hit off my joi-oint
only ten dollars
(only ten dollar)
plus some change
you’ll be so high you won’t believe it
seniors there’s a bit of surcharge attached so it’ll be eleven dollars but hey! hello freshmen! first jump is free. yeah yeah, see you on the streets.
john and jeremy hung on the monkey bars, fascinated by addy’s balls and her business aplomb.what do you think of my sister? john asked jeremy.
she ‘s ok, he noncommittally commented.
woooly steve popped up behind the boys. they could hear his felt cap itching. dark talon! he exclaimed. when wooly steve’s eyes got wide like that it meant he was in love. what about janice? john asked.
he shrugged.
i can’t believe my sister is your back-up hippie!
he shrugged again, like california. john went to addy for the lunch money she had bullied from him earlier. their mom would give her what-for if he fainted in english class. before john could beg, science teacher howard hesseman, his long hair rustling in the trees approached the siblings. i need one of you to show me your cock. he said without preamble. it’s for my afternoon class.
yeah. right. here ya go, addy said dropping her trousers. john stared. he was unsettled by the wave of jealousy he felt. how could his sister be better hung than he was? her cock was bulbous and long tapering down to a mushroom head. uncut. of course. there was no denying its resemblance to an idaho russet. herman hesseman snapped a few shots, then said, see ya in chemistry.
* * * *
i found out later mom’s was like an acorn squash. i stared incredulously. dad told me, john explained.
can you keep your eyes on the road, please? i asked, wondering how i could get addy’s phone number from him. and a stick of butter.
Fred Guerra‘s January calendar starts the new year in the right way. See who can be on your desktop after the wrinkle!
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Fred Guerra‘s December calendar will warm the cockles of anyone’s heart. Or loins. Or whatever. It’s below the wrinkle. Click and save!
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So very much NSFW! Click on the more singularity to read on.
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Fred Guerra offers up a hotter than normal October with this month’s calendar below the wrinkle. Click and save!
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Ezekiel 23: 19-20
19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose members were as those of asses, and whose emissions were as those of stallions.
