Eugene Delgaudio of Public Advocate of the United States -I offer this link only for completeness, not as a suggestion that you follow it, unless you want to sign up for his email newsletter, which is always entertaining and can be deleted easily even if the bafflement lingers- wants Catholics who live in fear of roving gangs of lesbians, glitter queens, and teh buttsecks to send him money to… do… something. Something Christian-y, I’m sure, like burning witches at the stake or compelling Jews to accept Christ into their greedy hearts. You know, what Jesus preached about, ideals that Catholics live by even today. Catholics who are apparently more gullible than my email reader (click for the big picture):
Joy Jervis over at Joe.My.God covers Eugene’s buffoonery much more in depth. Stop by and get a taste of the crazy!
…but this seems like the most fun:
Last week, I sent my brother a link to the now-viral College Humor video, “We Didn’t Start the Flame War”, which we both found to be horrifyingly accurate and therefore hysterical. Then a few days ago, he sent me this email:
I am reading Gorgias and this quote reminded me of the Flame War video you sent along the other day.
Socrates: I suppose Gorgias, that like me you must have been present at many arguments, and have observed how difficult the parties find it to define exactly what the subject is which they have taken in hand and to come away from their discussion mutually enlightened; what usually happens is that, as soon as they disagree and one declares the other to be mistaken or obscure in what he says, they lose their temper and accuse one another of speaking from motives of personal spite and in an endeavour to score a victory rather than to investigate the question at issue; and sometimes they part on the worst possible terms, after such an exchange of abuse that the bystanders feel vexed on their own account that they ever thought it worth their while to listen to such people.
And that in 405 BCE, eh?
Mr. Portokalos was right, everything can be traced back to the Greeks.
It’s not quite cake, but it’s surely a tasty doughnut. So to speak. PhotoFunia places visitors’ photos into any one of a few dozen scenes using facial recognition software. I don’t think the program recognizes faces like a police program does, but more along the lines of “Hey, this is a face over here! Get it in a picture!” Having very little else to do today (except grading, the bane of my teaching existence), I finally settled on these pictures with these faces:
Like the photomeme, if you create a picture you’d like to share, send it to me and I’ll post it!
UPDATE I: Jeni is money.
UPDATE II: Scott is famous.
UPDATE III: Scully gives us new ideas for Harry Potter slash:
